blueprintsandbeakers

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drslcg‌:

“Okay tone it down edge lord.Atleast you aren’t ya know…dead.”

    Though working for Blackhat may make a fellow  wanna be….He paused before trying to dust the other off.

“I’m frankly surprised they caught you off guard.Normally you have 5.0.5 with you or a hatbot.Not to mention why they buried you rather then take you to the police or interrogate you for info..You think it was your co-workers doing or something?”

“I’m just saying. Bad craftsmanship. And as if the police are the biggest of my problems.”

He could almost laugh at that. Ridiculous. He was a supervillain evil genius, law enforcement and/or kidnapping was nothing. Or nothing new, as well. Though under Black Hat, he never really had to deal with much of it. The man certainly had a LOT of people in his pocket.

“I have contingency plans in place should I ACTUALLY float up shit creek and lose my paddle.”

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there he goes. top speed. who knew he could go that fast?

“IDONTKNOWHATIDIDIMSORRYIMSORRYIMSORRYPLEASEDONTKILLME--”

【 🎩 】— “ MY OH MY — IT’S BEEN FAR TOO LONG SINCE I’VE HAD A GOOD CHASE. ”

“ Can you run as fast as you ramble, Doctor? We’re all dying to know. HYAHAHA!! ”

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TERRIFIED SCREAMING

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“I woke up behind an old K-Mart in a hastily made grave. Really, they should have cut my limbs into smaller, manageable pieces before burying me so shallow, or just used acid altogether.”

“At least cut off my head and hands. I would have been easily identifiable, which is laughable if one wants to commit murder and get away with it.”

blueprintsandbeakers‌:

“Mine, bitch.”

“They didn’t bury me deep enough.”

“What kind a fucking dirt nap you be taking?”

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“Mine, bitch.”

“They didn’t bury me deep enough.”

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“….What grave did you crawl out of?”

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“Y’know, when I said it was a ‘quiet evening’...”

“That was a statement. Not a challenge.”

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They’ll have NO CHOICE      But to make me an invader.

Indie Tak of Invader Zim

Conquered by Plane

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[Mssg: Casper 👻💜: Hiding something?]

[Mssg: Casper 👻💜: I’m not]

[Mssg: Casper 👻💜: Why do you think I’d be hiding something?]

[Mssg: Casper 👻💜:  I just want a vacation]

[Mssg: Casper 👻💜: We could go elsewhere]

[Mssg: Casper 👻💜: You think this is his first rodeo? He’s older than time –This is an OPPORTUNITY.]

[Mssg: Casper 👻💜: I think the horse was a good distraction idea, come on. How many horses do you pass on the way to the island?]

[Mssg: Casper 👻💜:  You have to give me credit]

@deep-black-dreaming   con’t

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[Mssg: Casper 👻💜: Fives is already packing the jet....]

[Mssg: Casper 👻💜: Just you know, as a precaution.]

[Mssg: Casper 👻💜: And no, I’m not scared of him eating us, I’m scared I’ll never get a chance to retire if his memories come back]

[Mssg: Casper 👻💜: We could go elsewhere]

[Mssg: Casper 👻💜: You think this is his first rodeo? He’s older than time –This is an OPPORTUNITY.]

[Mssg: Casper 👻💜: I think the horse was a good distraction idea, come on. How many horses do you pass on the way to the island?]

[Mssg: Casper 👻💜:  You have to give me credit]

@deep-black-dreaming   con’t

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[Mssg: Casper 👻💜: You do know there are other planets on the table, right?]

[Mssg: Casper 👻💜: If he wants to eat humanity, there’s not gonna be much stopping him.]

[Mssg: Casper 👻💜: I’m fueling the jet just in case you change your mind.]

[Mssg: Casper 👻💜: We could go elsewhere]

[Mssg: Casper 👻💜: You think this is his first rodeo? He’s older than time –This is an OPPORTUNITY.]

[Mssg: Casper 👻💜: I think the horse was a good distraction idea, come on. How many horses do you pass on the way to the island?]

[Mssg: Casper 👻💜:  You have to give me credit]

@deep-black-dreaming   con’t

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[Mssg: Casper 👻💜: We could go elsewhere]

[Mssg: Casper 👻💜: You think this is his first rodeo? He’s older than time --This is an OPPORTUNITY.]

[Mssg: Casper 👻💜: I think the horse was a good distraction idea, come on. How many horses do you pass on the way to the island?]

[Mssg: Casper 👻💜:  You have to give me credit]

@deep-black-dreaming   con’t

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Living life on the edge. Drank a beaker of who knows what kind of alcohol he could find. Planning to fly to Florida. Had popcorn for “breakfast” fully knowing damn well it was in the PM scale of time.

Today has been a good day.

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“Y’know.. there could be an angle to this whole thing...”

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You're too much of a pansy to take over BH Org

“And you’re too scared to face me without a mask.”

“I didn’t work for him ‘cuz I was nice.”

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I ALREADY SAID THAT, SHE'S BRINGING HIM HOME, HE'S LOST AND FREAKED OUT!

“WELL DON’T BRING HIM HERE!”

Welp, any plans for taking over Black Hat Inc. were now bust.

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At least keep your ears open for Casper coming home with him, nerd.

“SHE’S WHAT.”