Trista Mateer, from "Aphrodite Made Me Do It," originally published in 2024
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chuckling indulgently.. oh go on... i suppose a LITTLE bit of monica in my life wouldn't hurt
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Oh no…
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The duality of man is thinking “children cannot help themselves and we all need to be patient with them as they explore what it means to be human in public” and also “damn, I wish this crying baby was not on the plane rn :/“
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M.L.Rio, “If We Were Villains.”
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me, unsure of how to add an additional piece of context to my sentence:
the humble parentheses:
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Miguel Hernández, from The Selected Poems of Miguel Hernandez "Elegy for Ramón Sijé,"
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EVERYTHING HAPPENS TO ME
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just witnessed a girl spot her friend in the grocery store and instead of calling her over she started making turkey noises. and her friend, who apparently recognized her call, responded with higher pitched turkey noises before she even saw her and they used turkey echolocation to find each other. friendship between girls is a beautiful thing <3
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i hate the subtle gaslighting of malfunctioning tech like did i press that key twice? (your keyboard is dying) is my vision getting worse? (your color profiles were set up incorrectly) why have i been misclicking so much? (your mouse sensor is dirty. you imbecile)
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this is the funniest fucking billboard possible. who the fuck paid for this
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This too shall pass but like holy fuck
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