bluestationtoo

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so true

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maids do not get tired, they get sweepy.

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you don’t really see key smashes online as much as you used to. SAD!

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parker

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I have a thousand criticisms of Democrats, but right now they're the opposition party and I have millions of criticisms of Republicans. I will focus on the thousands of problems once the millions are under control.

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some of y’all need to start taking care of yourselves ok? no more starving yourself, no more staying up forever, and no more pretending you don’t need the bathroom. eat, sleep, and piss!

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sorry im posting about this so much but im seeing an online speedrun of conservative sexual politics in non-conservative spaces and its genuinely worrying bc sex negativity and repression has always been an ideal habitat for sexual abuse and exploitation

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Ancient egyptian: I wonder what shape we should give our pharao's tomb

The perilously pointy pyramid:

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Flipping the narrative here i love small talk and i’m very good at it. I love saying “thank god we had that rain!” And “the construction downtown is CRAZY” it gives me a rush

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The thing about panic at the disco is that no one won

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Australia’s version of the onion has just character assassinated all you gays

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the hours between 8-11pm should be reusable. optional mini time loop you can rewind and start over if you had more tasks to do or another book to read or the first three hours hanging out w your friend weren’t enough

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it's called a museum because me 'n' u see 'em