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new top who dis

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you've got to let that weird girl with kind eyes hit it from the back unprotected

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I'm a she in the same way a boat is

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that part of elden ring where miyazaki was just like "yeah make it so there's ants. you're underground in the roots of a tree and there's ants. its practically Grounded gameplay."

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funny phrases to use when something goes wrong instead of jokingly saying "i'm going to kms":

i'm going to kill god

i'm going to delete my blog

i'm going to explode

i'm going to blow up this entire website

i'm going to become the joker

this is going to be my villain origin story

feel free to add on

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as an autistic jew, passover is objectively the best holiday because it’s a dinner party with a script that everyone has to follow

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the knowledge of the correlation between autism and furries means that there's probably many people completely stonefaced under their suit

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Please send this to your skrunkly funkily :)

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chubby chasers everywhere in mourning as I lost a good but of weight

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reasons I like Great Old Ones, 1. I fucking love knowing things, 2. Tentacle porn

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she knot my garlic till i get bread

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they should bring back porn now that twitter has a read limit

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hey netizens! i'm not sure how many people are aware, but youtube's been slowly rolling out a new anti-adblock policy that can't be bypassed with the usual software like uBlock Origin and Pi-Hole out of the gate

BUT, if you're a uBlock Origin user (or use an adblocker with a similar cosmetics modifier), you can add these commands in the uBlock dashboard (under My Filters) to get rid of it!

youtube.com##+js(set, yt.config_.openPopupConfig.supportedPopups.adBlockMessageViewModel, false) youtube.com##+js(set, Object.prototype.adBlocksFound, 0) youtube.com##+js(set, ytplayer.config.args.raw_player_response.adPlacements, []) youtube.com##+js(set, Object.prototype.hasAllowedInstreamAd, true)

reblog to help keep the internet less annoying and to tell corporations that try shit like this to go fuck themselves <3

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how to I get onto the equivalent of transfem slideshow tiktok om tumblr

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if i was an animal and i knew i was being observed and researched i would do something super fucked up. but only once. never again. ruin their lives. keep them guessing.

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these hyperspecific polls are so funny cause some are like ‘Ive been to europe’ and some are like ‘in may of 2007 I ate ramen in the chernobyl exclusion zone’

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*visibly shaking* has anybody else noticed how beautiful everything is?