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uehehehehehehehe saiki with a reader who loves to bake sweets?? Romantic or platonic is fine!! Take ur time <3333
SAIKI K X BAKER!READER
!warnings!
GN!reader
after science class, the teacher announced a test would be coming up soon.
you went up to saiki asking begging to help you study since you are struggling in the subject.
saiki found you less annoying then the rest of the students at PK, so none the less, he agreed.
you said you’d meet him at his house around, 5PM. not immediately after school but way later since school ended.
when saiki agreed you smiled and said, “i’ll surprise you with something since i know you don’t like having people around, take it as my thanks saiki!”
when he heard you think ‘mh, he likes sweet stuff right? maybe strawberry cake’ll do it! god, i hope he likes it.’
yeah, saiki knew he was gonna love having you over.
when he got home, even though saiki can hear everyones thoughts, was lazer focused onto yours.
‘i gotta taste the batter, what if it’s too bitter? nevermind, i think it tastes good!’
‘i just gotta pack these slices then it’ll be good! im so excited to see him, gosh what if his family’s there?!’
oh yeah. he didn’t tell his parents he’s gonna have you over.
“ah, hi ku! is everything alright?”
“kusou! your father needs some help with somethi-”
“no. and i’m going to have someone here in awhile. so please, do not be weird and swarm them with questions.”
the two of them looked like they were gonna cry.
they were shouting stuff like “our baby ku is making more friends than we though?!” and “oh my! we MUST make dinner to greet them, gosh i hope they like the food!!!”
this is what he didn’t want to happen, but it was too late to stop them because a bell rang at the door.
how did he miss you? he would’ve prepared sooner!!!!
“i’ll get it! ah, im so happy for you ku!”
suddenly saiki’s father appeared behind his mother tearing up in excitement.
“i’ll just open the door.”
“too late kusou, your mothers already opened the door and is obsessing over them and- OH MY GOD IS THAT STRAWBERRY CAKE?”
saiki just stood awkwardly in the back as he watched his parents force you to sit onto their dinner table as you three ate the cake you brought.
“me and y/n have to STUDY. please leave us alone.”
“c’mon ku! eat this delicious cake with us, your friend worked extra hard for this!”
saiki sighed and sat down in the wooden chair beside you as you passed him a slice of your cake.
“i hope you like it saiki, i made it with you in mind. we can study later!”
he grabbed his fork and stabbed a piece of the fluffy cake and put it in his mouth.
when the cake touched his taste buds his aura totally changed!
he had a cutesy, happy aura around him instead of that cold feeling that surrounds him at all times.
he’s smiling while going for the last bite of the cake but suddenly drops the smile as it hits him thats that is the last bite of his slice.
“well, we better get studying huh? should we stay here or go to your room saiki?”
“my room.”
the two of you studied until you physically, mentally and spiritually could not.
when you were getting ready to leave saiki asked you,
“do you know how to make coffee jelly?”
“absolutely i do! my nephew loves it so i make it for him all the time!”
“could you make it for me tomorrow for lunch? its fine if you can’t..”
“awe, of course i can saiki! but i gotta get going, my moms gonna freak if i don’t get home soon.”
before you could even open the door his mom’s rushing to you thanking you for coming and how you’re so good looking!
oh ku must be so lucky if your his friend, maybe you guys should—
alright thats enough!
saiki rushed you out of the door and wished you well and quickly teleported to his room to avoid the questions he knows he’s gonna get drowned in.
in the blink of an eye saiki was in bed ready to sleep but he couldn’t.
not because of the incoming thoughts from others 24/7, because he was fantasizing about that coffee jelly he was gonna eat tomorrow.
saiki may be an all powerful being with no weakness, but your treats made him feel normal.
he really really likes your baking and you. <3
AUTHOR NOTES!
haha…hi guys.
pls dont be mad😭😭 i just lowkey forgot that i post fics…!
but i’m gettinh ready to post another fic today! i swear! maybe tomorrow.

december 3rd, 2022. 6:42.
#bluetoraa#kusuo saiki#saiki k x reader#kusou saiki x reader#saiki x reader#baker!reader#the disasterous life of saiki k#xoxo!<3
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incorrect quotes, karma akabane x reader
warnings!
—gn!reader
—swearing
y/n: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake.
karma: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear.
y/n: ...
y/n: You mean ring bearER, right?
karma: ...
y/n: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.
y/n: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-
karma: I wrote you a poem.
y/n, already crying: You did?
y/n: We’re getting married, bitches!
karma: And we're about to make it everybody else's problem.
karma, at y/n's funeral: I need a moment with them.
Everyone: Of course. (They leave)
karma, leaning over y/n′s coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you’re not dead.
y/n: Yeah, no shit.
y/n: Some of us are still ‘it’ from a childhood game of tag.
karma: way to just fuck me up on a Tuesday.
y/n: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.
karma: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.
y/n: How do tall people people possibly sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you?
karma: y/n, it's four o'clock in the morning.
y/n: So, you can't sleep, huh? Is it because of the blanket?
karma: I’m in love with you.
y/n: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, idiot.
karma: I know.
y/n: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-
y/n: It’s not gonna work, I’m not a snitch.
Cop: Fine, let's try something else. Tag a friend you recently committed a crime with.
y/n: Lmao, @/karma.
y/n: Hey, you want a tarot reading?
karma: Those are Pokemon cards.
y/n: You got a magikarp.
karma: ...?
y/n: It means 'fuck you'.
AUTHOR NOTES;
I DO NOT OWN THE DIVIDERS! ALL CREDITS GO TO “blackholemojis” ON TUMBLR!!!
anyways take this while i disappear for awhile lmfao
im travelling again and school sucks ass bc its fucking school man😭
anyways, i hope whoevers reading this has a great day/night! thank you for reading!
tue sept 27th, 2022. 11:28 PM
#bluetoraa#assassination classroom#karma akabane x reader#karma x reader#assassination classroom x reader#karma akabane#ansatsu kyōshitsu x reader#incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes x reader#xoxo!<3
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I know u aren’t taking rqs now but to maybe put this in the corner of ur mind… timeskip karma smut hcs..😳😳 and his kinks… just a thought!!
karma akabane smut + kink headcanons!
warnings!
—both you and him are 18+
—huge sexual content warning. like huge.
—Dacryphilia, Degeneration, Light praise, Edging, Oversitmulating, BDSM, Hickeys, ‘Too big karma’, usage of toys, and Public Sex.
ok so, lets just get on with the obvious, karma is sadistic in bed. to the point where it’ll make anyone cry.
but he enjoys it!
thats right, karma gets off to your tears.
why? because you look so beautiful with your face stained with old tears as new ones flow over the faded paths the former tears made.
and you cry because he just can’t seem to fit his cock in :(.
he’s wayy too big! like he’s huge!!
while trying to fit it in everytime you two fuck he leans over and whispers in your ear mixes of praise and degradation. something along the lines of,
“shh shh, you’re fine. look at you, taking me so well, my lovely little slut..”
karma definitely fucks you to music.
not to guide his thrusting, but to drown out your moans so the neighbours don’t complain again.
plus, its a bonus for him, cause it means nobody else will get to hear you moan his name.
anytime you ‘tease’ him by wearing his favourite outfit when the both of you go out and you notice his eyes just can’t seem to leave your body.
just know that when you get home expect to be rushed to your room for a fantastic night that leaves you unable to walk without tumbling over or tripping over nothing.
karma believes in sloppy kisses while fucking you against a wall!!
 karma is soooo into tying you up and gagging you.
he just thinks you look best when tied up and gagged, begging with your eyes to put his cock in after edging you for so long.
he had definitely used a vibrating toy on you while you were tied up just to see how needy you’d get after awhile of him not paying attention to you and for not touching you.
speaking of a vibrating toy, karma has DEFINITELY used it on you in public while having his arm around your waist while the other arm controls the toy.
yes, you two have had sex in public.
he just likes the thrill of the idea of someone catching you getting fucked stupid.
like, take the time the both of you went to a party together.
you wore the cutest outfit you could find to impress people you haven’t met that you’d see at the place you were going.
while all karma thought of when he saw what you had on was to get it off.
so, after half an hour or so he dragged you off to the nearest bathroom where he told you to take off the lower half of your clothing.
to which you gladly did, knowing where this was going.
he lifted you into his arms as you rested your back on the wall behind you.
karma put his face near your neck as he tried to prepare you for a long night at the party and at home.
“c’mon, just relax and it’ll make it easier. god..you looked so good with that ‘fit on i could barely hold myself back darling..”
karma LOVEEES to see the look of humiliation on your face.
which is why everytime you two are done fucking, he whips out his phone and tells you to ‘smile for the camera.’
the look of embarrassment and shyness that fills your eyes makes him wanna go for another few rounds.
which brings us to the topic of karmas stamina.
and oh my god, its like you fed a man steroids.
he already has crazy stamina outside of the bedroom but WOOO when it’s just you two fucking he goes all out.
on average atleast 4-5 rounds. karma has to make the most outta this!
he gets you to beg all the time.
whenever you really want it he always says something corny like,
“i know you can beg better than that doll. so do it, beg better. just then, will i maybe think about touching you in the slightest.”
he makes it his life mission for you to beg to cum everytime he edges you.
he lives for the desperation in your voice as your legs shake more and more.
karma says you have the prettiest moans he’s ever heard, but his moans are something not even the devil could compete with.
he 100% chuckles while hes balls deep in you. not like a ‘hahaha!’ chuckle but a low and deep ‘haha..’ ya know?
OMG KARMA ABSOLUTELY GIVES YOU HICKEYS EVERYWHEREEE!!!!
on your chest, in between your thighs, and your neck.
anywhere this little shit can ‘mark whats his’ he’ll do it.
i feel like karmas favourite thing to say is probably something like,
“awe.. what, does it hurt? what hurts baby? c’mon i know you can take it. you were just begging for it, don’t go crying this quickly. or do, i’ll just go even harder.”
ya know?
AUTHORS NOTES:
haha, yk you just requested at the right time! i just started taking requests!!
and this is my first smut!! ahh i was so nervous writing all this!!
and omg??? ur brain is amazing!!! and thank you for the request!!<3
anyways, i hope whoevers reading this has a great day/night, thank you for reading!

sunday, september 25 2022. 11:30 PM
#bluetoraa#assassination classroom#karma akabane x reader#karma x reader#assassination classroom x reader#karma akabane#ansatsu kyōshitsu x reader#timeskip karma#karma smut#xoxo!<3
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~karma akabane starts crushing on you!!<3~
!warnings!
swearing
minor violence mentions.
holy fucking shit, he’s going to be so annoying.
im genuinely praying for you, you poor soul.
he’s teasing you more than anyone else.
it gets so bad everyone thinks he’s bullying you until rio finally realizes whats going on and tells the class, expect you, of course.
he’s pulling your chair behind you before you can sit down so you fall on your ass, karma’s purposely bumping into you, poking you whenever you try to concentrate, whatever annoys you most, he does.
when you start to distance yourself, karma thinks of going for a nicer approach rather than being annoying to get your attention.
he starts off small like, holding doors open for you, giving you answers to whatever question your struggling with, and giving you a pen or pencil when needed.
over time when you don’t notice his ‘friendly’ advances, he trys to get his feelings, or well, his ‘flirtatious moves’.
as he would call it. its nothing like what he calls it.
karma packs you extra lunches just incase, gives you homework answers after he so bravely asks for your number., asking to hang out more often, and everything else he considered flirty.
karma can and will stare at you for the whole class. he doesn’t care who sees, if he can look at you he’s happy.
karma is an absolute lost puppy with you.
where ever you go karma’s like ‘omg i have to go there too!! let’s go together!!’
any class A student that makes fun of you actually doesn’t show up to school for a few weeks.
karma may or may not have anything to do with it, but he won’t tell you.
if you’re struggling with a subject in school, karma will become the best teacher in the world.
if karma hears you mentions one of your interests, he will spend all night learning everything about it just to talk to you.
he’s that desperate for your attention.
now, you might be thinking, ‘oh! since he likes me that much it clearly won’t take him long to confess.’
LMFAOOO no.
karma has gone through so many ideas to confess just to get half way through, get nervous, and bail.
he’s written over 20 confession notes, 30 texts, bought 5 flowers, 9 chocolate boxes, and tried to hold a boom box over his head once.
all things, hes deleted, thrown out, given away, and destroyed.
it’ll take him awhile due to his ego. do NOT expect this to be an easy road.
he will be close to confessing, just for his ego to get in the way.
but if you have a working brain, you’ll be able to tell that he likes you.
even though you’ll hurt his ego by confessing, please fucking do it.
PLEASE ITS GETTING PAINFUL.
but when you do OH MY GOD he feels like he’s on the moon.
he is so happy its not even funny.
karma’s the luckest man on earth if you like him!!
AUTHOR NOTES!
this is short i know😭
and i know i promised to post something like four days ago…but shh…
anyways, byebye!
i hope you have a great day/night, thank you for reading!<3

september 1st, 5:07 PM.
#bluetoraa#assassination classroom#karma akabane x reader#karma x reader#assassination classroom x reader#xoxo!<3#karma#karma akabane
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•CHILDISH THINGS THEY DO TO GET YOUR ATTENTION•
!warnings!
gn!reader
swearing
karma akabane:
you were doing your homework while karma, was patiently waiting for you to notice him sitting right infront of you.
he was bouncing his leg, waiting for you to look up at him. he couldn’t fuckin’ take it!
what does a man have to do to get attention from his partner??
first he started clicking a pen like a lot, but all you did was put in your headphones to ignore him even more.
have you lost your mind?? you have this perfect man, hell, the man of your dreams sitting INFRONT OF YOU!
he started saying your name repeatedly, hoping you’ll just even GLANCE at him!
c’mon he deserves it.
but you didn’t, you didn’t even bat an eye at him.
what does math have that he doesn’t?? he’s like, so much better! spend your time with him and not wasting away!!
drastic measures have to happen. immediately.
he starts to get REAL ANNOYING. he flicking away your pencil, or drawing something on your paper with his chin resting on his hand with a smirk.
this is when you finally snapped.
you slammed your pencil down on the table and looked karma in his eyes, shouting
“UGH WHAT DO YOU WANT?!??”
“ah, so you do know you to look up! i was starting to get worrried for you back, ya know?”
he said getting up and walking towards you and just picked you up!
who the hell does he think he is??
karma dropped you onto the sofa right infront of the tv, and curled up right beside you to hold you.
“since you were being such a brat earlier, i get to pick what we’re watching!”
“yeah yeah..as long its not something nerdy.”
“HEY-“
after you said that you just, tuned him out.
all he wanted, was to cuddle and watch his favourite show with you…huh.
’what a big baby..’
nagisa shiota:
you were on the phone talking to one of your friends for what seemed like an eternity.
he just walked to talk to you not you ignoring him to talk to your friend, you.
his first method is to just, sit across from you, hoping you’ll notice him.
but you never did, you just kept on rambling about god knows what.
the next thing he thought to do was to sit beside you. bold move nagisa.
but that didn’t fucking work either.
so, he leaned onto your side, thinking you’d get the hint.
but all you did was put your arm around his waist, without even looking at him.
even though nagisa was progressing, this still wasn’t enough.
he needs your undivided attention.
he just wants to see your pretty face, please just talk to him! :(
nagisa was getting desperate at this point. like, EXTREMELY desperate.
he started poking you, staring at you with puppy dog eyes, held your hand, etc.
then, thats when you finally said your goodbyes and hung up.
“whats up with you? you’re acting like a huge baby.”
“mm..nothing. just come here.”
he said as he wrapped his arms around your neck, pulling you into his chest, laying down.
“next time, pay attention to me. please?”
“i will, i promise.”
“we’re gonna watch my favourite movie as an apology. kay?”
you giggle a bit at hearing him be so demanding, if thats what you should even call it.
“thats just fine nagisa.”
you say with a smile. this man really is a baby, but he’s your baby. so it really doesn’t matter.
AUTHOR NOTES;
hey yall..sorry for not posting..and im sorry this is so short.
please wait for a longer one monday-saturday :(! i promise i’ll do it.
but im tired. so…
to whoevers reading this i hope you have a great day or night! thank you for reading!

august 21, sunday. 3:42 AM
#bluetoraa#assassination classroom#karma akabane x reader#karma x reader#assassination classroom x reader#nagisa x reader#nagisa shiota x reader#xoxo!<3
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