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Jack: look Rusty next time I text you saying we're going to rob a bank your next text better be are we meeting at your house or my house not have you taken your ADHD medicine today no Rusty I haven't and you know I haven't it is not a negotiation I have already written out my death note and when the cops ask what are your demands I have decided on a helicopter not because I know how to ride a helicopter but because I thought it would be a good bonding experience for me and you because we like that

Submitted by: @masqueradenoir

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Bluey, to rad and frisky heeler: I wish i had a cousin

Uncle rad: bluey, you have muffin and socks??

Bluey: They don't count anymore! >:(

Later:

Bandit: oi Bluey,

Bluey: yeah dad?

Bandit: high five.

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Bandit, talking to fido and his other friendsi: aw my daughter was so cute today, she asked me

(Flashback italics?) Bingo with a nose like bluey's: Dad, are clouds candy?

Bandit: I told her that it was water and then she asked me another question,

Bingo: dad what's earth's defense system??

Bandit: and then i realized her nose was a completely different color than usual, so she asked again, her eyes now obsidian black

"Bingo"?: What are earth's defense system father.

Bandit: so yeah, im scared.

Fido and the others: 😦

"Bingo", behind them just staring: (●‿●)

Inspo:

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My insane imagination made an entire bluey episode lmao

At the bookstore

Bluey, to bingo: hey hey! Bingo! look at this book!

The book: about the old days, yk wth murders and princess but in a way kids understand

Bingo: ooh!

Bluey and bingo to their mum: MUMMM! Can we please buy this??

Chili: sure, why not. Just make sure to read the book.

Bluey: ooh what if we play olden days like in the book!

This episode of bluey is called olden days

Bluey: ok so in this book... it said they hated witches

Bluey: so they... either cook them or put them in the water if they were a witch, they'd live and umm... oh! Ok :D

Bingo: can i be the one who cooks witches?

Bluey: Sure! Dad!

Bandit: yeah mate?

Bluey: can you pretend to be a witch? We're playing olden days

Bandit: you do know that guys like me have more power over you girls back in the olden days right?

Bluey: oh yeah that's in the book!... Can you pretend to be a girl and be a witch

Chili: there were male witches in the salem witch trials honey

Bluey: Hooray!

Bandit: *sigh*

In the backyard

Bingo: CAN I HAVE WITCHES TO COOK NOW??

Bluey: no not yet we don't have any witch accusations...

Chili: oh dear this book isn't easy to read what's with all this symbols

Bingo: huh? BURN THE WITCH AHAHAHHAHAHA *carrying a blanket rolled up*

Chili: aaaAAAAAAHHHH

Bluey: no no not a witch! Not until someone says so!!

Bingo: I SAY SO LETS GET COOKING

Bluey: Ok so we put the witch on a standing stick taller than her then... fwoosh!

Bingo: BURN. THE. WITCH.

Chili: wHAT?

The scene cuts to them tying their mum up on the tree thing they got

Bingo: we got you now witch

Chili: I'M NOT A WITCH HONEST!!

Bluey: prove it mwahahahaha

Chili: HOW?

Bingo: by burning :D

They pretend to cover her in something flammable in the past? I am not sure i think its flammab-oil? Or gasoline? WHAT DID THEY USE??

Chili: oof ouch hot!

Bluey: oh wait hang on! They didn't burn witches first... they choke them and then burn! To make sure the witch is gone!

Bingo: oh aw... but i already burnt the witch

Bluey: its fine bingo, we can just burn them, they do that after anyway

Bingo: hooray!

Chili: bandit get me out, i got things to do,

Bandit: babe, the kids will burn me at the stake too.

Chili: Quickly while they aren't looking!

Bluey and bingo: *gasp* AAAA WITCH HELPER

Bluey: BURN HIM!

Bandit: erm LUCKY'S DAD IS A WITCH I SAW HIM USE MAGIC BEANS!

Bluey: WARN LUCKY!

Meanwhile, wendy looking astonished

Bandit and Chili: oh mornin wendy 😄

Wendy: ??? DO I NEED TO CALL POLICE???

Chili: no wendy, this is just another game the kids are playing,

Wendy: that makes it so much worse. What?

Bluey: LUCKY'S DAD CAN YOU COME HERE, WE NEED YOU!

Pat: oh sure mate,

Later

Pat: IM INNOCENT!

Bingo: Burn. The. Witch.

Pat: I WAS JUST RELAXING???

Bandit: accept it, they burned chili.

Bluey: thank you sir for warning is about the witch, have a blessed day.

Bandit: there is no problem officer... oh no

Bluey: officer? Officer?! You WITCH!

Bingo: OFFICERS AREN'T HERE WHAT IS AN OFFICER BURN HIM AHHHH-

Bandit: *runs away screaming*

30 minutes later

Bluey: got you now witch

Bluey ties bandit up to a thing and bandit pretend screams.

Bluey: Now the town is safe from witches, thank you Bingo.

Bingo: Who is Bingo? My name is Bijorno! You burn 🔥😡

Bluey: no fair im the leader!

Bingo: yeah but you did all the tying up!

Bluey: hmph bingo! Why???

Bluey is tied up to the fence the one by judo's home beside them.

Bingo: i want to do this! You witch!

Bluey: JUDO!

Judo: AAAAAHH!!???

Bingo: BURN THE WITCH KAHAHAHAHAHA

Judo: BINGO YOU'RE THE REAL WITCH HERE!

Bingo: noooo its them!

Bluey: pop im free. Now BURN BINGO BURN THEM ALL

Judo: mum am i permitted to use the f word?

Wendy: no???

Judo: ok. WHAT IN THE BLAZES????

Bluey and bingo burn everything

Bluey: oh that book was fun! I know about the olden days now!

Bingo: yeah i untied them all already!!

Bandit: we're never playing that again.

Chili: i had fun, being stuck to a tree made me realize that everything was beautiful

Pat: yeah, the stretch you get after is great

Bandit: i admit it, kids never burn us at the stake ok?

Bluey: so should we choke you or gorce you to stay in water forever?

Bandit, Chili & Pat: None thank you.

Bluey: ok that was a fun game!

End credits scene except the animation is bandit tied to a tree and screaming

Bluey episode! By me.

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If racism in dog breeds exist in bluey, how many dogs would be insulted due to their breed like how ppl say pitbulls eat children but my pitbull is a sweet boy. Why am i thinking about bluey dog world racism

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Muffin would be a young kpop stan. Like my little cousin.

Specifically blackpink. Her and my tiny child cousin almost act the same.

Muffin, putting blackpink oreos in the grocery cart: dad you said im going to kindy soon, these are the snacks I wanna eat.

Stripe, cursing the radio and the television for showing her the blackpink: we still have some at home muffy....