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i just found out about the existence of the Chinese water deer and?????

ohmygod????

look at it. whathfcuk

what the hell is this thing. why does it look like a doge deer. a derge. what.

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when you catch yourself drawing on the wrong layer

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Date a guy who opens your jars and wine bottles for you

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attention 17 year olds in ohio!!

bernie sued your state and as a result, you can now vote in your state’s presidential primary!! make sure you go out and vote!!

the primary is on march 15th btw!!

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2016 starts today, January didn’t happen

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so I’m trying to follow people but it makes me follow them from my other blog. i can make tumbler tumble and its frustrating. halp!!

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There is a Very Interesting Logic to this!

Phroyd

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so, I’m the person who always gives relationship advice. I’ve been married twice, countless therapy sessions, worked directly with therapists giving OTHER people advice… 

I’m the girl that gives advice. and its USUALLY pretty good. 

I won’t tell you what to do, but i’ll point out things and help you make up your own mind. 

send me a message if you need help.  anonymous is ok too. 

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you are on tinder aren't you? :) its entirely possible that someone equally as cool is on there looking for the same thing you are, and is just as skeptical as you are. be brave!!!

For the first time in a year I’ve replied to someone on tinder and we’re actually chatting and it may be that I’m spaced out on meds but he seems alright but I just truly cannot believe anything good comes of tinder even though one of my neighbourhood pals met his girlfriend on tinder and they’ve been together for two and a half years now?

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Yes

what fresh hell

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Train Wreck Tumblr Posts

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