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🚨 So… My Accounts Got Hacked. Here’s the Truth 🚨

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I Know You Are, But What Am I? 🎈Pee-wee Crashes an 80s Birthday Bash!

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Yes, I designed THE Britney Spears GIPHY Collection! https://giphy.com/cbaloga/britney-spears

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Flipped, Crawled, Survived: A Crash Course in Chaos & Pain

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Delayed Pain Bomb: My Fractured Sternum Secret

Flipped my car. Fractured my sternum. First few days? Weirdly okay. NOW? Worst pain of my life. This recovery just got brutal. 😣 #CarAccident #SternumFracture #PainJourney

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Art That Bleeds, Baffles, and Bewitches — Now Showing at Bar Pazzo | Christian Baloga

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Asked ChatGPT to “Describe me based on all our chats.” Here’s the reply:

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“I can't believe this happened.…

So I got into a car accident a few days ago.

But not just any car accident—

I FLIPPED my mother F’in’ car all the way over. The first thing that when through my mind was, “Jesus take the wheel” then I closed my eyes, right as I was about to hit a tree.

Next thing I remembered I was upside down. Wheels to the sky. Full acrobatics.

Now here’s the wild part—

I’m hanging there like a bat, adrenaline kicking in, and I try to open my door.

It’s stuck.

The driver’s side was useless.

So what did I do?

Crawled out the passenger window like an action hero.

I crawled out of a FLIPPED CAR, y’all.

Moral of the story?

Sometimes life flips you upside down—literally—

and you gotta find the window, not the door.

Even if you have to army crawl your way out like a ninja.

But hey—

I walked away.

Still standing.

Still telling the story.

I did end up with a fractured sternum though so I can hardly breathe or get up and down easily. I feel like a sore old patient but I’m at least a lucky one!

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I was honored to be selected for the First Friday Art Show at Bar Pazzo in Scranton on starting June 6, 2025 called “MISC” and extending throughout the entire month!

This isn’t your typical art show. It’s raw. It’s strange. And it’s waiting for you.

Don’t miss the chance to experience it—and maybe even take home something truly one-of-a-kind.

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🚨 I’ve Been Hacked! 🚨 Here’s What Happened…

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I’ve Been Hacked! 🚨 Here’s What Happened…

https://cbaloga.wordpress.com/2025/06/01/i-got-hacked-%f0%9f%9a%a8-heres-what-happened/

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Can You Guess What I'm Secretly Saying? Shout It Aloud!

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🍃 The Grass Is Greener… in Literally Every Other State 🍃

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B&W, sepia, or color? Which portrait #headshot wins your heart? #artist #christianbaloga #illustrator #designer #author #portrait #nofilter

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“You say freak, I say unique.” – Christian Baloga

#quote #sideshow #oddity #bion

https://youtube.com/shorts/AsOGlvJd3pk?feature=share

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Whatever You Do, Don’t Fall Asleep - Freddy Krueger Impersonation With An Old Banana