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Christian Baloga
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Author; award-winning designer and artist with a passion for creation. Contributing artist for Ripley's Believe It or Not! museum. šŸŽØ www.cbaloga.com
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cbaloga Ā· 2 days ago
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🚨 So… My Accounts Got Hacked. Here’s the Truth 🚨
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cbaloga Ā· 3 days ago
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I Know You Are, But What Am I? šŸŽˆPee-wee Crashes an 80s Birthday Bash!
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cbaloga Ā· 4 days ago
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Yes, I designed THE Britney Spears GIPHY Collection! https://giphy.com/cbaloga/britney-spears
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cbaloga Ā· 8 days ago
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cbaloga Ā· 8 days ago
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Flipped, Crawled, Survived: A Crash Course in Chaos & Pain
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cbaloga Ā· 9 days ago
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Delayed Pain Bomb: My Fractured Sternum Secret
Flipped my car. Fractured my sternum. First few days? Weirdly okay. NOW? Worst pain of my life. This recovery just got brutal. 😣 #CarAccident #SternumFracture #PainJourney
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cbaloga Ā· 13 days ago
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Art That Bleeds, Baffles, and Bewitches — Now Showing at Bar Pazzo | Christian Baloga
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cbaloga Ā· 14 days ago
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Asked ChatGPT to ā€œDescribe me based on all our chats.ā€ Here’s the reply:
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cbaloga Ā· 15 days ago
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ā€œI can't believe this happened.…
So I got into a car accident a few days ago.
But not just any car accident—
I FLIPPED my mother F’in’ car all the way over. The first thing that when through my mind was, ā€œJesus take the wheelā€ then I closed my eyes, right as I was about to hit a tree.
Next thing I remembered I was upside down. Wheels to the sky. Full acrobatics.
Now here’s the wild part—
I’m hanging there like a bat, adrenaline kicking in, and I try to open my door.
It’s stuck.
The driver’s side was useless.
So what did I do?
Crawled out the passenger window like an action hero.
I crawled out of a FLIPPED CAR, y’all.
Moral of the story?
Sometimes life flips you upside down—literally—
and you gotta find the window, not the door.
Even if you have to army crawl your way out like a ninja.
But hey—
I walked away.
Still standing.
Still telling the story.
I did end up with a fractured sternum though so I can hardly breathe or get up and down easily. I feel like a sore old patient but I’m at least a lucky one!
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cbaloga Ā· 17 days ago
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I was honored to be selected for the First Friday Art Show at Bar Pazzo in Scranton on starting June 6, 2025 called ā€œMISCā€ and extending throughout the entire month!
This isn’t your typical art show. It’s raw. It’s strange. And it’s waiting for you.
Don’t miss the chance to experience it—and maybe even take home something truly one-of-a-kind.
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cbaloga Ā· 23 days ago
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🚨 I’ve Been Hacked! 🚨 Here’s What Happened…
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cbaloga Ā· 24 days ago
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I’ve Been Hacked! 🚨 Here’s What Happened…
https://cbaloga.wordpress.com/2025/06/01/i-got-hacked-%f0%9f%9a%a8-heres-what-happened/
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cbaloga Ā· 1 month ago
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Can You Guess What I'm Secretly Saying? Shout It Aloud!
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cbaloga Ā· 1 month ago
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šŸƒ The Grass Is Greener… in Literally Every Other State šŸƒ
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cbaloga Ā· 1 month ago
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B&W, sepia, or color? Which portrait #headshot wins your heart? #artist #christianbaloga #illustrator #designer #author #portrait #nofilter
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cbaloga Ā· 1 month ago
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ā€œYou say freak, I say unique.ā€ – Christian Baloga
#quote #sideshow #oddity #bion
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cbaloga Ā· 2 months ago
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Whatever You Do, Don’t Fall Asleep - Freddy Krueger Impersonation With An Old Banana
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