Author; award-winning designer and artist with a passion for creation. Contributing artist for Ripley's Believe It or Not! museum. šØ www.cbaloga.com
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šØ So⦠My Accounts Got Hacked. Hereās the Truth šØ
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I Know You Are, But What Am I? šPee-wee Crashes an 80s Birthday Bash!
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Yes, I designed THE Britney Spears GIPHY Collection! https://giphy.com/cbaloga/britney-spears
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Flipped, Crawled, Survived: A Crash Course in Chaos & Pain
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Delayed Pain Bomb: My Fractured Sternum Secret
Flipped my car. Fractured my sternum. First few days? Weirdly okay. NOW? Worst pain of my life. This recovery just got brutal. š£ #CarAccident #SternumFracture #PainJourney
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Art That Bleeds, Baffles, and Bewitches ā Now Showing at Bar Pazzo | Christian Baloga
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Asked ChatGPT to āDescribe me based on all our chats.ā Hereās the reply:
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āI can't believe this happened.ā¦
So I got into a car accident a few days ago.
But not just any car accidentā
I FLIPPED my mother Fāinā car all the way over. The first thing that when through my mind was, āJesus take the wheelā then I closed my eyes, right as I was about to hit a tree.
Next thing I remembered I was upside down. Wheels to the sky. Full acrobatics.
Now hereās the wild partā
Iām hanging there like a bat, adrenaline kicking in, and I try to open my door.
Itās stuck.
The driverās side was useless.
So what did I do?
Crawled out the passenger window like an action hero.
I crawled out of a FLIPPED CAR, yāall.
Moral of the story?
Sometimes life flips you upside downāliterallyā
and you gotta find the window, not the door.
Even if you have to army crawl your way out like a ninja.
But heyā
I walked away.
Still standing.
Still telling the story.
I did end up with a fractured sternum though so I can hardly breathe or get up and down easily. I feel like a sore old patient but Iām at least a lucky one!
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I was honored to be selected for the First Friday Art Show at Bar Pazzo in Scranton on starting June 6, 2025 called āMISCā and extending throughout the entire month!
This isnāt your typical art show. Itās raw. Itās strange. And itās waiting for you.
Donāt miss the chance to experience itāand maybe even take home something truly one-of-a-kind.
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šØ Iāve Been Hacked! šØ Hereās What Happenedā¦
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Iāve Been Hacked! šØ Hereās What Happenedā¦
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Can You Guess What I'm Secretly Saying? Shout It Aloud!
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š The Grass Is Greener⦠in Literally Every Other State š
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B&W, sepia, or color? Which portrait #headshot wins your heart? #artist #christianbaloga #illustrator #designer #author #portrait #nofilter
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āYou say freak, I say unique.ā ā Christian Baloga
#quote #sideshow #oddity #bion
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Whatever You Do, Donāt Fall Asleep - Freddy Krueger Impersonation With An Old Banana
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