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you guys wanna see the most accurate and blasphemous representation of the words ‘catholic shaming’?

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has anyone done this yet idk?

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Hashira’s Reaction to your skirt flowing during a mission

pov: you’re fighting a demon and while landing your skirt blew up a bit to far…

warnings: slightly suggestive?? if you squint hard enough

characters: giyuu, tengen, sanemi, and rengoku.

a/n: sorry if there’s any misspells and wtv, to lazy to read over

Giyuu Tomioka

- Happened when you were in mid air with the demon and he just so happened to look up right underneath you

- Would definitely try and act like he didn’t completely get a face full of your pink panties

- His face would go a shade you’d never expect to see on a guy like him, red.

- “Is everything okay?” Soemthing you’d ask to make sure he wasn’t about to pass out

- After seeing it, he’d probably pause during the fight making you yell at him to move

- Even though you guys are dating he’s still flustered

“Giyuu, what’s up with you?” You ask holding your hand up to his flushed cheeks.

“It’s nothing, how about we find a place to stay for the night?”

“But this mission wasn’t even that far from headquarters-”

He doesn’t reply and just drags you away towards an inn, you could tell when he wanted something…and you knew what that something was…

Sanemi Shinazugawa

- Happened when you did a flip backwards to dodge a demons attack

- Would stare at you like you have three heads

- Kills the demon in seconds after seeing your skirt fly up to reveal your cute panties

- Has a shit eating grin as he looks at you, which you were oblivious to the fact you just basically flashed him

- Adds extra wind to his attack just to see your skirt flow

“That was quick!” You smile putting your sword away.

“Nice underwear.” Sanemi said pulling you in by your waist.

Your face immediately began to heat up, did your skirt show a bit more than it needed?

“Shut up you perv!” You say nudging him.

Even though you two were dating you still were embarrassed, later that night he’d definitely have to take a peak.

Kyojuro Rengoku

- It happened as you jumped in front of him to help deflect the demons attack

- You felt a little air brush against an area but quickly shrugged it off and continued to follow through with your attacks

- A loud gasp was heard from behind you..

- His face is most definitely lit up, and a slight smile is on his face

“Oh my!” Rengoku yelled.

“What? Did I do something wrong?” You ask innocently, oblivious to the fact you just shoved your butt in his face.

“You may need a longer skirt, (y/n)!” Rengoku chuckled as he patted your back.

Tengen Uzui

- We all know, he’d definitely smack your ass

- Happened in the same situation with Rengoku, your ass on full display for him

- You yelped after the contact his hand made with your body

- No shame, not at all

- in a modern au he’d yell gyat, don’t tell me otherwise

“What the hell!?” You say rubbing your butt to try and calm the stinging pain.

“We have got to find a place tonight.” Tengen snickered as he sliced the demons neck.

“Yeah like i’ll let you do anything to me.” You smirk, knowing you’d get on your knees if he said so.

“Oh really?”

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Reblog to make it die faster

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DK

DONKEY KONG

He's the leader of the bu-

oh wait

wrong dk (though i would absolutely make sure diavolo knows the full dk rap because I will drag all of my demon friends into my hyperfixations)

Hey I have a question does diavolo know dk's real name?

Yeah he knows. Several people know his name. It's just not spoken often~

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multiple counts of severe tax evasion

🎶 I’m a Barbie girl, in a Barbie wooooorldd 🎶

Might be late to the meme but OH WELL! Decided to draw me and @magebunkshelf getting arresteddddd✨

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fic idea

the ao3 hackers getting their asses kicked by the my immortal hacker(s)

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Withdrawal

I take a deep breath covering my eyes from the piercing light of my computer screen. I am sweating profusely. My hands are visibly shaking. Everything seems to hurt now

It has been 12 hours since AO3 went down due to a DDOS attack. I thought that, just maybe, I could wait it out. I didn’t need my fix today. I could go outside. Talk to friends. Maybe even work on that fic of my own.

My head throbs painfully, almost in time with my racing heart as I refresh the page.

We’ll be back soon!

Again.

We’ll be back soon!

Again.

We’ll be back soon!

Please! Won’t any god out there hear my pleas?

We’ll be back soon!

There are tears streaming down my face as I grab my hair. I know of something that can stop the pain. The desperation. The need to read.

…

I slowly move my cursor to the search bar, deleting the url inside.

You promised you’d never go back there, I think.

But I am cold. I am burning. I am desperate. Desperate enough to return…there.

I begin to type.

𝚠    𝚊    𝚝    𝚝    𝚙    𝚊    𝚍    .    𝚌    𝚘    𝚖

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where's the smut version of Prey where instead of killing humans the typhon fuck the humans and their goal is to turn the entirety of the telos-1 crew into their personal sluts

my monsterfucker ass wants this now after i randomly thought up the idea

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i hope the supernatural writers are proud of creating the standardized medium through which world news is reported on tumblr

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Obey Me! but they're Xenoblade Chronicles 3 characters

so i just had this random idea when i woke up this morning to give all the obey me cast xenoblade 3 classes, and then it extended to giving them chain attack effects, both heroic chain and chain order completion bonuses.

nobody's gonna care because i am combining two niche interests and the overlap between "xenoblade fan" and "obey me fan" is literally just me, but hey might as well throw it out there cause why not

Lucifer

Class: Flash Fencer (Attacker)

Heroic Chain: Guarantees a "Bravo" rating when Lucifer completes an order.

Completion Bonus: Attacks during Chain Attack gain 100% chance to be unblockable.

Mammon

Class: Zephyr (Defender)

Heroic Chain: Either adds 50 TP or removes 50 TP upon reactivation.

Completion Bonus: Randomly increases all characters' TP by between 10-18.

Leviathan

Class: Strategos (Healer)

Heroic Chain: Multiplies TP by 200% when first in line to attack, but TP returns to pre-action state upon reactivation.

Completion Bonus: Reduces Attacker and Healer aggro by 100%.

Satan

Class: Lone Exile (Defender)

Heroic Chain: When chosen, increases damage ratio by 50 percentage points.

Completion Bonus: Increases Defender aggro by 50% and grants Attack Up to all allies.

Asmodeus

Class: Lapidarist (Healer)

Heroic Chain: When chosen, assures self-reactivation in addition to the standard no. of reactivations.

Completion Bonus: Attacks during Chain Attack gain 100% chance to bypass defense.

Beelzebub

Class: Ogre (Attacker)

Heroic Chain: When Beel completes an order, adds 30 to TP of the character with the least TP and reactivates them.

Completion Bonus: During chain attack, increases critical hit damage bonus by 150 percentage points.

Belphegor

Class: Stalker (Attacker)

Heroic Chain: Guarantees an "Amazing" rating when Belphie completes an order, but he won't reactivate in this Chain Attack.

Completion Bonus: During Chain Attack, boosts damage dealt to low HP enemies by 100%.

Diavolo

Class: Signifier (Healer)

Heroic Chain: Prevents order from completing if it reaches 100% through Diavolo's action, letting you select another character.

Completion Bonus: Increases damage ratio by 200 percentage points and grants Power Charge to all allies.

Barbatos

Class: Guardian Commander (Defender)

Heroic Chain: When chosen, Diavolo gains TP equal to 100% of Barbatos's TP (maximum of 99; only applied if Diavolo can still act).

Completion Bonus: During Chain Attack, heals 10% of damage dealt as HP, up to 200% of Healing Power.

Luke

Class: Yumsmith (Attacker)

Heroic Chain: When chosen, multiplies the TP of all active characters except self by 120%.

Completion Bonus: Heals all allies for 50% HP and grants them Regenerate.

Simeon

Class: Lifesage (Healer)

Heroic Chain: When chosen, increases TP by 50 if the enemy is a machine-type.

Completion Bonus: One additional character is reactivated, with 30% chance for 1 more.

Solomon

Class: Royal Summoner (Attacker)

Heroic Chain: Multiplies TP by 125% when first in line to attack, and makes all attacks critical.

Completion Bonus: During Chain Attack, increases Critical Rate by 50 percentage points.

Mephistopheles

Class: Tactician (Healer)

Heroic Chain: Multiplies damage ratio increase by 1.5x upon completing an order that Mephistopheles participates in.

Completion Bonus: Increases damage ratio by 200 percentage points and grants Attack Up to all allies.

Raphael

Class: Seraph (Attacker)

Heroic Chain: Adds 15 TP upon own reactivation.

Completion Bonus: Reduces enemy physical and ether defense by 30% during Chain Attack.

Thirteen

Class: Machine Assassin (Attacker)

Heroic Chain: When Thirteen completes an order, adds 15 to TP of the character with the most TP, and reactivates them.

Completion Bonus: Reduces Attacker and Healer aggro by 50% and grants Critical Rate Up to all allies.

MC

Class: Soulhacker (Any)

Heroic Chain: Reactivates all characters except self when MC completes an order.

Completion Bonus: Increases everyone's TP by 10.

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me, as i force a dollar bill into the self-checkout machine: thats right…..good boy……vore president washington

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the fact that i am a "college student" and not a brainwashed obedient horny slutty little pet is very not cool of the universe

"You're such a good pet," they tell me.

"I'm such a good pet," I repeat.

"So blank and obedient," they say.

"So blank and obedient," I say.

"You don't need to think."

"I don't need to think."

"You can't think."

"I can't think..."

"Pets don't think, they obey."

"Pets don't think... they obey..."

"Pets are horny for their owners."

"Petsss are horny for... for their their owners..."

"You're a horny pet."

"I-I'm a... hhhorny pet..."

"You're a horny, slutty, dumb little pet for me to use."

"I'm ahhhorny, slutty, d... dumb little pet for you to... to use..."

"Good pet."

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