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was that a TFS reference?? LMAO good one!

you received a text and started giggling.

bi-han: what’s so amusing?

you: haha, kung lao thinks your titties are gods work

bi-han: i’m profoundly disgusted.

you: why don’t you just throw up while you’re at it

bi-han: i might just do it and it will be inside his stupid hat

you: omg! let’s do it!

bi-han: you’ll make diversion and i’ll take it from behind

you: haha! you’re so funny

bi-han: what’s funny?

you: your joke!

bi-han: what joke?

you: …

bi-han: …

you: BI-HAN, NO!

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you received a text and started giggling.

bi-han: what’s so amusing?

you: haha, kung lao thinks your titties are gods work

bi-han: i’m profoundly disgusted.

you: why don’t you just throw up while you’re at it

bi-han: i might just do it and it will be inside his stupid hat

you: omg! let’s do it!

bi-han: you’ll make diversion and i’ll take it from behind

you: haha! you’re so funny

bi-han: what’s funny?

you: your joke!

bi-han: what joke?

you: …

bi-han: …

you: BI-HAN, NO!

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suggestive/minor do not interact

you: hey raiden! i heard you’re like, sooo bad in bed, haha

raiden: hum… ok?

you: you… you don’t want to prove me wrong?

raiden: oh? ohhhh… are you flirting with me? ☺️

you: yes… 😭 how was it?

raiden: terrible.

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Are u still alive?

i’m very much alive 😭 thanks for caring girl

but seriously,,, i have so many things i want to write but my finals are finishing me 💀

i’ll be back soon, trust 🤞

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i have like two or three drabbles in my drafts + one ask but im to lazy to translate them 💀 i’ll surely take care of it between macroeconomics and statistics (only moment where i have time, peace and SILENCE) which will be at the end of the week (maybe) ((i don’t trust me im sure i’ll procrastinate))

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Do you take requests?

i do! sorry if i took eons to answer, my exams ruined me 💀also i’m no a pro so if i’m not inspired i might not respond please don’t take it personally <3<3<3

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(found this on tumblr and i can’t stop laughing 😭😭😭😭 thanks @katshinigami cuz it made me come up with this:)

kung lao: i think i’m finally getting what you see in him now.

you: ?

kung lao: bi-han. his breasts… they’re huge.

you: OMG ARENT THEY??

kung lao: i mean, what type of training is he engaged in… what kind of milk does he drink…

you: they’re standing there like they’re just asking to be fondled!

kung lao: i need to learn his secret.

you: oh and to abuse them, makin sweet tasty yogurt 🙌😮‍💨

kung lao: honestly… he can breastfeed me.

you: heyyy ☹️ they’re mine, i saw them first!!

kung lao: hey, they come in a pair…

you: i take the one on the right~ 🌝

kung lao: and me the one on the left~ 🌚

bi-han passing by, *traumatized*: talk about a monastery… i’m never setting a foot here ever again.

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suggestive/ minor do not interact

you: i’m lactose intolerant but your milk…

you: oof, i can take it all day, everyday…

you: could swallow gallons of it…

bi-han: you should consult the elder gods.

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(you are watching bi-han training)

you: you have princess moves ^^

bi-han: …

you: are you ignoring me?

bi-han: no, i’m just speechless.

you: ow~ am i making you nervous?

bi-han: you are making me regret ever meeting you.

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I'm in love with the content on your blog. Amazing job, hun.

oh! thank you so much for reading and liking my dumb lil stuff!! <3<3<3

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text with bi-han be like part.3, let’s go (i have so many more, my notes are full of them eheh):

again suggestive content/MDI.

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Bi han energy

HAHAHAHAHAHA u tryna take a sneaky break? he sayin where are we hiding? u tryna beat raiden during training? he sayin which formation do we use? u tryna piss? lemme hold your legs- THIS MAN IS YOUR SHADOW U CANNOT ESCAPE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Bi-han the type of guy to say "who's texting us" when you get a notification

(fr!!! he’s always peeking and not even hiding the fact he was shamelessly looking, would sometimes even comment on what you do, watch. would be extremely annoyed when you receive a text from kung lao)

you received a notification and were about to unlock your phone to check the sender, but bi-han swiftly interjected:

bi-han: who’s texting us?

you: oh it’s-hum-excuse me, us?

bi-han: gimme that.

he snatched your phone, which made you complain as his towering height made it impossible for you to retrieve it. eventually, you surrendered and waited for him to finish whatever he was doing.

bi-han: there.

you took your phone back.

you: why have you sent a middle finger? and why did you block the contact??!

bi-han: he bored us with useless shit.

you: BY THE ELDER GODS!! THAT WAS LIU KANG!!!!!!

bi-han: why would you gave him our number?

you: *runs back to the monastery*

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you: *unleashing new techniques learned by bi-han on kung lao.*

kung lao : *fell face first to the ground, ass up in the air.*

bi-han in the distance: *takes pictures* that’s my girl.

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text with bi-han be like part.2 (last one is explicit so MDI):

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you: *showing your freshly done ice-inspired nail art to him.*

bi-han: did you sneak into my room in the dead of the night just to showcase this?

you: yeah!… why?

bi-han: i nearly froze you to death.

you: as long as you don't ruin my nail polish…

bi-han: what is wrong with you.

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(bi-han walking sex through the monastery corridors)

you: *stopping mid training* by the elder gods, who is that man?

kung lao: oh, him? that's sub-zero, the grandmaster of the lin kuei. it's rumored that he's as cold as his powers.

you: he can wreak my whole existence.

kung lao: ???? what is wrong with you???!!