blurrymango
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Hi I'm Francis! Unfortunately I am an adult, and this blog will be NSFW sometimes. I say ffuck with two Fs, why? I don't remember why. Join my Redwood tree cult. Come to THE TOWER. I don't have pronouns, do not refer to me. Louisiana supremacy. Unironically a fan of American Dad. Feferi Peixes from Homestuck is my wife, Danny Johnson Ghostface from Dead by Daylight is my husband, Miles Upshur from Outlast is my roommate, Pip Pirrup from South Park and Balloon Boy from FNaF 2 are my sons, and Kanna Kumai from Dragon Maid is my daughter. Professional hater of the School For Good and Evil movie. HMU if you wear thigh high crocs. Anarchy🦐🦞🦀!!! Mardi Gras, circuit board, chemical plant, rot, and mammatus cloud enthusiast. Plague doctors and slashers are super hot. Atheist. Anti radical feminism. My opinions do not affect the way I approach you if we get along then we get along. Queer is a slur and I am a proud queerphobe. ACAB in a way where it's just that I don't like cops. Pro-choice. Pro capitalism. Pro-gun. Pro shipping/anti harassment. Cishet ace/aro exclusionist. Gender dysphoria is needed to be trans, gender is neurological, and non-binary people are real. Pansexuality is just the biphobic and transphobic version of bisexuality. Anti first person POV. Anti soup. Pro Nuclear power. Anti-Veganism. Pro Vaxx. Pro weed. Anti Communist. Anti Nazi. Fuck Politics ;). Virgo Sun, Capricorn Moon, and Leo Rising. Autistic. Bisexual Aromantic. Artist. Writer. YouTuber. Knight of Rage and Derse dreamer. Never. I am a doctor, specifically a surgeon and I own a hotel in The Void and I'm the King. I am the guy who likes music DM me for my playlist. I am the newest superhero in Marvel and DC my name is Colander Head I'm just a guy who wears a colander on his head and kicks ass because of it. If you made this far into my bio without dying, hi. :) I'm the Eminem of Tumblr. I have a lot of F/Os and they're all better than yours.
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Caliborn would use "dead dove do not eat" as the only tag on a fic, leaving you no clue why he'd choose to tag it as that.
and then you read the fic and it's just domestic fluff.
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something something kris something susie eating chocolate something blah blah
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my mom hung up some clothes of mine on the doorframe and it seriously could not convey more "this guy dresses like a cartoon bully" if it got up and stole a kids lunch money
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Daww. I feel special.
Take your time working up the confidence mate. <3
You ever read something and feel like you're gonna have a goddamn heart attack
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I think you should tell me TBH.
You ever read something and feel like you're gonna have a goddamn heart attack
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cool new tumblr trend : “goodposting”
its when you share fun interesting things in a calm and friendly way
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The Beach.
#mango man speaks#mango man draws#easy one to name. pay no attention to what is likely an omen.#you're just on the beach. :3
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Daybreak in the Desert.
#mango man speaks#mango man draws#this one. tough to name.#i dont think what i came up with does it justice. oh well.
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Point of Distance.
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Named. <3
Astronaut's Return.
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Actually, should I give names to those paintings I've been doing?
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