I'm kinda like at a point where I'm done repressing my horniness and I just like being open about my sexuality in times where the world is becoming more sanitized and harmful towards queer folk
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"I witnessed things that were wrong," she said of her visit. "I saw Arabs being thrown out of their houses in Jerusalem. But it was just the extraordinary magical energy of a country just beginning to put its roots in the ground . it was amazing time to be here
-Helen Mirren
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How much you wanna bet that the driver was either a cop or was friends with a cop?
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likes to cast reblog to charge
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Every load of tgirl cum that doesn't end up inside another girl is a policy failure
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Dog toy plushies have fundamentally different souls than that of regular plushies. Unlike regular plushies, which are content with just existing (and just go to regular heaven when they get destroyed and don’t mind being resurrected), dog toys seek Valhalla. This is why you don’t need to feel bad when your dog/cat/especially strong bird rips it to shreds, because this was the warriors death they were seeking all their life
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What a thing to say!
What a person to pull!
Wow!
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Silly
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You're in her DMs. I'm in her DNI.
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too lazy to retype this but . insane interaction w coworker last night
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what's up everyone, how's it going? any luck finding a way to destroy me once and for all yet?
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