teoft
teoft
TEOFT
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Professional Graphic Designer and Artist, Adept of Yoji Shinkawa Style Simulation
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teoft · 9 hours ago
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Commissions Open!
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DM if interested!
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teoft · 3 days ago
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"is the military recruiting from tiktok now"
The answer is yes, draft priority seems to be 20-year olds. Kids born in 2005 go first to sacrifice themselves for the orange man and Israel.
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teoft · 5 days ago
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I think this year might've been the funniest time to start trying to work on my mental health.
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teoft · 5 days ago
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You-Are-Deadman
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teoft · 10 days ago
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Sketching
Elden Ring X Deltarune, Heolstor the Roaring Knightlord?
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teoft · 10 days ago
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Now's your chance to be a [BIG SHOT]!
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teoft · 11 days ago
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Nick Knatterton
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teoft · 13 days ago
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Happy Friday The 13th!
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teoft · 29 days ago
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Doing some of these, DM if interested
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teoft · 1 month ago
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Cooking
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teoft · 1 month ago
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Hitt, with two t's because he hits twice
Half-Orc Monk for a quick one-off D&D campaign
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teoft · 1 month ago
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Big Zam - Dozle Zabi
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teoft · 1 month ago
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Hot take but one of the problems with Bluesky is that it's The Leftist website. Which on one hand is good, as people there actually have empathy, but on the other hand the same people are being actively oppressed. The atmosphere is full of despair, and my timeline is filled with people with no money passing around each other's donation links. It's just bleak over there, and nobody can help anybody. And yet every other post is like "WHY ARE YOU STILL ON TWITTER RAAGH".
Every single time I try to do anything there it's fucking crickets all around, or I get ghosted. Twitter is complete insanity, but a lot of normal people unfortunately still use it, and I consistently get commissions there.
All in all, seems like the current main options are The Pit of Despair and The House of Madness. Pick your fucking poison.
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teoft · 1 month ago
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The funny thing is I was just watching Speed Racer The Top and Baby Driver Deja Vu videos before writing this.
I'm not really a car person, but there's something about driving with a manual transmission that just makes you feel like you are a part of the machine. With automatic, you just press gas and go, but with stick, you feel the engine, you feel the transmissions of power, you act as a part of the whole. The rhythm of clutch, brake and gas, the heartbeat of the car.
You get to know the engine, what it needs, what it wants. Is it like a tank that can crawl up a hill without any throttle, or do you have to slowly ease off the clutch and rev up to get moving on a flat road. The way you switch gears is like a conversation, and the car tells you if you fucked up. To know and feel the car and the engine so thoroughly that you can get the maximum acceleration when needed.
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teoft · 1 month ago
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I'm not really a car person, but there's something about driving with a manual transmission that just makes you feel like you are a part of the machine. With automatic, you just press gas and go, but with stick, you feel the engine, you feel the transmissions of power, you act as a part of the whole. The rhythm of clutch, brake and gas, the heartbeat of the car.
You get to know the engine, what it needs, what it wants. Is it like a tank that can crawl up a hill without any throttle, or do you have to slowly ease off the clutch and rev up to get moving on a flat road. The way you switch gears is like a conversation, and the car tells you if you fucked up. To know and feel the car and the engine so thoroughly that you can get the maximum acceleration when needed.
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teoft · 2 months ago
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"not all Americans" is starting to sound a lot like "not all men"
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teoft · 2 months ago
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We truly are The 21st Century Schizoid Man
Now where the fuck are those funeral pyres
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