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the other day one of my coworkers halfway referenced the spiders georg post but stopped before he actually reached the spiders georg part. like. I can't be sure that that's what he was doing but one coworker said "yknow. people swallow several spiders every year" and my other coworker said "well that's just- it's not true. it's a- no, you'd wake up" and just. there was a look in his eyes. I just know
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how my wife and I communicate when we miss each other
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when u are holding a hammer everything looks like a nail -> when u are holding a point and shoot camera every sight looks incomparably ephemerally beautiful
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it's kinda sad that slop is such a popular pejorative now. after all it has done to nourish the noble hog
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they should invent activities for sleepy people with no energy
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i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat”
it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud
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might send this to my therapist i think she’d like it
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My edo period samurai roommate keeps telling me how i’ll bring shame and dishonor to our apartment if I keep forgetting to wash the dishes. Like whatever dude, I’m not the one carrying on a passionate yet illicit affair with the daimyo’s daughter whose hand has already been promised to another.
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"post without tags?" OH IM FUCKING SORRY #BEES #9/11
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a second bumblebee has hit the flowers
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i hate when you google a word and some fucking company comes up instead. Do you think you are more important than the english dictionary you piece of shit corporation
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Do it for the meme. http://blinkingguy.com
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someone has got to be putting something in the water why do i keep having dreams about being pregnant
#wtf does this mean#if dreams have meaning then literally what is this#the eternal question: do my dreams have a deeper meaning about my state of mind or my future or is it just hormones being weird#i think the immaculate conception is the last thing my summer plans need#my catholic school upbringing is begging me to ruin this joke because it keeps telling me ‘that’s not what the immaculate conception means’#be quiet brain and let me have fun
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i would make such a good famous person for mentally ill people i think
#this is probably the least original thought on this entire app/site#unfortunately i truly believe this to be true#i need to find a new hobby#guys be aware that when you take an extended leave of absence from school you have to find something else to do#or you’ll be left with your own thoughts for too long and your stupid ideas start sounding awesome#like do i think i’m fucking hilarious and do i have a very good time just hanging out by myself with my own brain and thought? yes!#but do i also get lost in the boredom and stupid thoughts and loneliness sometimes? also definitely yes!!#but pretty much i’ll i’m doing rn is staying at home and finishing older schoolwork so i’m very in my brain and online in my free time#and brain rot is at an absolute max
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life is kind of awesome when you have a buddy
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she destroyed all of the stuffed animals except for this one
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