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looking at you! 👀

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i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith

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More tea leaf divination knowledge. Take notes.

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still fucks me up what a bad rap coyotes get in peoples eyes. like ive talked to people who  see em as like. gross pests who should be culled. theyre literally just as cool as wolves just a lil smaller and less confident. i love them with all my heart to balance out all the coyote haters out there, coyotes rule theyre doing great

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oh…….i had a dream that a religious cult had taken over the city and was hunting me, but I had a little dog I found in the trash named BATHMAT and he looked like a USED MOP and I miss him so much. I want to go back to sleep

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a customer returned a drink because a fly flew into it and said: “one of your flies flew into my drink” and my coworker was so confused that they just said: “…my fly?”

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Damn that's crazy do you have her number?

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No children are allowed in the Library of Congress.

It's not that kind of library.

In other words...

You are being lied to

again

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Spite can be a incredible motivator

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haha thats so funny [face gets gravely serious] but were you not a staunch and trusted ally i would have you executed for such a joke

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you're cute so i'm downloading you

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i just felt someone right click me

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character development

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on watching a parent age

i saw somebody say “what if you’re gone and i haven’t become anything yet” and basically that broke me on a random thursday evening

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MEGAN THEE STALLION Hot Girl Swim - Miami Swim Week (2025)

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