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at least i'm not the MOST insane person. or is that a bad thing. maybe it's.fun they seem like they're having fun

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if I don't achieve my dreams I will become a devious little demon 👿

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never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

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I am a wonderful fucking person

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i feel like people are easier to convince into fucking scolipede these days

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actually komala the pokemon is so so fucked up what the fuck

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I think on every level I'm most comparable to a chimpanzee in a zoo smoking a cigarette

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I know things that would drive anyone mad so why would I not be mad

in my arcane tower pacing and muttering

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you people are mad about the swatters guy in fallout 4? 🥺

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we need to study youtube children's minds like under a microscope to understand what makes them make homosexual dragon ball ship edits with slowed glass animals behind it. ruly this is some subculture. this is some unique human psychology.

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just shut the fuck up and start being a gross fucking freak and fucking nasty stop fucking acting like you're better than other people just because you're a fucking anhedonic miserable fucking worm and get your dick sucked by a girl that calls you mommy or big sis or whatever it's fun and it'll bring some fucking color back into your bleak fucking miserable worthless life

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if you're making posts with the tone of 2014 fandom bloggers you deserve to be fucking shot in the head

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oh, all my trials will halt