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hi guys

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After rereading a few of her novels, I have decided to make a bingo card of the tropes in S. E. Hinton’s novels. Go nuts.

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sodapop, in line at starbucks: can i get a venti vanilla latte with uhh, seven espresso shots?

steve, next in line: jesus christ, just do cocaine.

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ponyboy speaking at johnny’s funeral: johnny was last and least—

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A persons fanfic tells you a lot about them, i , a fanfic writer, realize in terror

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Hi

Are we gonna ignore the fact Johnny canonly ate 5 BBQ sandwiches at DQ in one sitting-

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Sir, those are my emotional support poverty stricken 1960s teenagers.

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Darry talking about Johnny: I wish my brothers were as polite as him.

Steve talking about Johnny: He’s alright by me.

Two-Bit talking about Johnny: He’s actually a pretty cool guy.

Soda talking about Johnny: We get along great!

Dally talking about Johnny: Seeing him is the highlight of my day.

Ponyboy talking about Johnny: He is a pathetic whelp.

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Steve: Do you have your ID?

Two-Bit: I do not, I shop here all the time.

Steve: I know but I need your ID, it’s the law.

Two-Bit: Damn, bitch.

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Darry: It’s my way or the highway.

Ponyboy: THEN WHERE IS THE ON RAMP?

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johnny stop quoting robert frost youre scaring the hoes

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What if we were both in the bathroom while you got out of the shower and I saw you naked and immediately compared you to a beauty pageant winner and then tried to feed you chocolate cake and we were both boys

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A concept: Soda is sick. His cheeks are flushed and he’s lying on the couch. Steve is standing over him; he brushes Soda’s bangs off his forehead comfortingly. Soda smiles up at him. He whispers, “thank you.” Steve smiles back. 

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