helena | 30 | bi | she/her on my lewis pullman bullshitwriter and oc creator18+ blog | minors dni
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not to be that person who only talks about their dating life, but this man just gave me the tummy tingles. good tummy tingles. who the fuck am i????
#helena rants#misadventures in dating#he’s gonna cook for me on our first date#and he LOVES cooking in general which is a win for me
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send me a 🐮 and I'll make you a moodboard from the first 4 pics on my Pinterest feed
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me: i’m going on a first date
my skin: a date? i got you, babe! here’s a bad cystic breakout and a rosacea flareup. helpful, right?
#helena rants#bless her she tries#got a massive cluster of pustules on my chin#and that’s on having papulopostular rosacea#probs also some hormonal and new product causes#but it’s ALWAYS when I have plans#rosacea blues
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thank you for indulging me, lorna! this is actually a pretty accurate look at the vibes of my original wip 🤭
send me a 🐮 and I'll make you a moodboard from the first 4 pics on my Pinterest feed
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send me a 🐮 and I'll make you a moodboard from the first 4 pics on my Pinterest feed
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y’all this man reads smut. is he… the one?
#helena rants#misadventures in dating#our first date is saturday#but we’re chatting all the time#and not once has he shamed me for reading romance#and then he told me he reads it himself and I’m like#i cant stop grinning at my phone like a fool#i might be a little in love with him already#<- jk i’m not but we’re really vibing
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Thunderbolts* dir. Jake Schreier | 2025
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i have a date on saturday with a guy who gives me the best vibes. i’m not even super nervous about it, just excited 🙂↕️
#helena rants#misadventures in dating#we’re going for a quick and light dinner#and then drinks at his favorite bar#he doesn��t want kids either and he laughs at my dumb jokes#i’m not anxious to talk to him#and he doesn’t shame me for my love of romance books#the vibes are VERY good
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mutuals stop having boyfriendsssss… you already have me im your internet boyfriend….
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LEWIS PULLMAN as LIEUTENANT KEEFER The Caine Mutiny Court-Martial (2023) dir. William Friedkin
#he’s such a cocky asshole in this#i love him#pls condescend me sir#and I’m not usually into that#the caine mutiny court martial#lewis pullman
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thinking about bob reynolds and his sensitive nipples again 🤭
#helena rants#I need to work on that fic soon#it’s almost done#I just need to get over the final hurdle#bob reynolds#sentry#void#thunderbolts
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my definitive ranking of (almost) every lewis pullman character on a scale from "dirtbag" to "babygirl".
i am not taking questions at this time
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Lewis Pullman attending the Saint Laurent Menswear Spring/Summer 2026 in Paris | June 24, 2025
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bob reynolds and his sensitive nipples have bewitched me. i may actually finish a smut fic for once.
sneak peek below the cut 🤭 18+ | minors dni
He sits back and pulls the sweatshirt off in one fluid motion. His chest hair is sparse, the most prominent patch being the happy trail above his sweatpants leading straight down to his unquestionably massive cock.
She reaches out, running her hands over the corded muscle of his abdomen and chest. He hides a deliciously built body under all those loose-fitting clothes. She’s only a little upset it’s taken her this long to see. To get a real look at him.
Her hands graze his nipples, and he shudders violently. He groans, closing his eyes. “Sensitive.”
She grins, power surging through her. She runs her fingertips across his nipple again and his eyes shoot open, wild and full of lust. She lowers one arm and rolls her own nipple between her fingers, a needy sound escaping her throat. “Me too,” she breathes through a moan. “Touch me, Bob.”
He leans over her, his hot mouth trailing kisses and bites from below her ear to the base of her throat to her collarbones. Every scrape of his teeth shoots a wave of arousal to her core.
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a dude’s opening message: points for looks. negative points for distance.

redownloaded hinge and it’s already the most depressing experience ever
#I hate it here#you’d think men have learned that negging doesn’t work#yet here we are#misadventures in dating
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