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I've deduced that the American band equivalent to the Kpop Demon Hunters would have been fun. and they got the golden Honmoon within two albums and never had to worry about demons again

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At the Superman showing. Straight up "Clarking it". and by "it", haha, well. Let's justr say. My Journalistic Integrity

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phineas and ferb season 5 spoilers without context

buford canonically mlm

gravity falls is canon

sexual procreation is canon in the dwampyverse but only for ferris wheels

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woag. i'm sure this character who i've never heard of before in my life would do completely ethical things to me in my Smart Home and that there are not two games entirely based around why this is a bad idea

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New Jubilee video: 1 Gojo glazer vs 25 Goku fans

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My favorite Pokemon is Tatsugiri (can use draco meteor, yet is so small) but the issue is that I hate Dondozo (normal fish)

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[guy with the Cant Focus Disorder] why the fuck can't I focus

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Me, as a pedestrian: Yes, now down to me. I am a god of flesh in a world of machines. Test me if you dare, but do you truly believe in the strength of metal

Me, as a driver: Yes, wait patiently for my ungodly machination. You may try me if you wish, but you know that nature itself was scorned for simply daring to exist where I wanted to go

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my desiccated son thrunt

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baby boy. baby

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I'm going to have so many of those pet ghasts when I get a chance, gonna build em a whole fucking aviary with all the water they could drink, maybe some snow golems so they can have infinite food

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Spring is actually the worst because my favorite blanket is too hot but my light blanket is too cold, and obviously I can't go without a blanket or else the demons will get me

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Sometimes I look at the moon and I get it I am a lunatic

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Ah, the return of my age old nemesis, Harmless bugs who have every right to be here

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Using my special ability (being black) to force my enemies into a corner (white woman pushing herself into the wall when I get into the elevator)

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Despite having a very small amount of actual Winter, December is the most Winter coded month

Obviously August is the most Summer of the months, October is the most Fall, and April is the most Spring

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What's even the point of having a dog, blud won't even bust a move