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Cotton candy sky in the Maldives                          

Source

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Hugo and Craig would totally be the last ones standing, the battle rages on!

((meanwhile MC comes back: I JUST WENT TO GET MILK, WHY ARE YOU ALL LIKE THIS?!))

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stuff that happened in the past decade

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nice normal person i’ve just met: So what’s your youtube channel about?

me: 

me:  … book reviews

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This is horrifying

It’s a fact if you buy any shade of blue manic panic hair dye that LaineyBot will appear at the end of your bed at 3am chanting the word “blessed” while Onision appears in your mirror and lists the age of consent from each state

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AGREEEEEEED

Reasons I don’t like Onision

His comedy is shit

His commentaries suck ass

He’s just not entertaining in any way

Why I hate Onision

He’s a sexual predator

He thinks he is above criticism 

He is sexist

He is racist

He is homophobic

He is transphobic

He says he’s “brutally honest” but only when he’s being a dick

He says he’s “brutally honest” but he lies all the time

He is abusive

He is manipulative

He is an ephebophile (meaning he likes people between the ages of 15-19, can be lower though depending when puberty starts)

He tries to justify that he is an ephedophile by using the (flawed) legal system meaning as long as it’s legal it’s okay (let me remind you that in some places, like Japan, the age of consent is as young as 13)

He thinks he is entitled because he is a vegeterian and doesn’t kill animals (technically most of meat consumers aren’t the “killers” since they’re not the ones killing the animals but go off ig)

He destroyed the wetlands behind his house and most likely if not definitely killed so many animals as well as plants

Tries to manipulate his fans through sob stories

Thinks he’s always right when he doesn’t even research the topics that he talks about

He talks about things that don’t concern him, thinking that he has more of a right to talk about said things than the people who are affected by his words

Ignores when people from the communities he talks about correct him

Is a general dickhead and I hope he goes to jail

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tell me i’m wrong

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2019 is almost over where the fuck are Dance Pants, Troy

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Me, discovering Dreamboy: Oh hey, Night Vale Presents! This could be cool!

Dreamboy: I looked down and my dick is just rock hard

Me:

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Sometimes I sit there in the morning with a coffee or tea, my dog in the blankets and just sit there listening looking out my window, imagining the film of the story before me. Sometimes I listen to them while driving. Sometimes I'm trying to sleep. Other times I'm painting. Podcasts are fantastic

What do you guys do while listening to podcasts? Like do you guys play a simple game, one that doesn’t take too much of you’re attention? Do you guys clean? Do you just sit there?

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Me, discovering Dreamboy: Oh hey, Night Vale Presents! This could be cool!

Dreamboy: I looked down and my dick is just rock hard

Me:

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I hope Avengers sometimes go to Strange like “I need your help” and he’s like “What’s wrong? Skrulls? Hydra?” and they’re like “I’m congested and it hurts when I swallow.”

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do u watch Podcast But Outside

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now that ao3 has won a hugo award...

my future employer, at an interview: hmm it says here on your resume you ‘contributed to a hugo award-winning project’

me: that’s right

my future employer: may i see your contribution

me: …no

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god they've really been in love this whole time huh

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Might fuck around and become the ghostly apparition of a young woman who died a tragic death that can only be seen in the lantern room of an abandoned lighthouse on dark and stormy nights