he/they-20smonthly thing I won’t shut up about: my dnd characters (sorry)
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man with loophole fetish facing criminal charges gets off on a technicality
#(guy who’s been thinking a lot about silco arcane voice) getting a lot of silco arcane vibes from this#still haven’t even finished the show bc I find his storyline fascinating and I’m genuinely not that interested in the rest of the narrative#trying to avoid arcane posting here bc of that but rest assured every night I am putting him and vander into the blender of my mind#and seeing what kind of fucked up toxic yaoi smoothie comes out#sorry what was the original post about. it’s 4:30 in the morning
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Being an evil doppelganger has to be so fucked up like imagine meeting a better version of yourself. Some chain of events going differently that led to "you" being a better person in a way you can never achieve. Personally I'd have no other option but to try and kill them
#iko valoran#‘oh cool we’re fighting evil mirrored versions of ourselves that should be fun’#‘hey wait a fucking second why is mine so happy and healthy and kind’#‘nvm he just got violently murdered by my party member so I guess I’ll never know’
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#bg3………. maybe if I’m one of the party members who just gets left in camp the whole time#op never specified I had to be the main character#fuck wait what if that means I’d end up as like. tiefling number 5 or some shit#yeah actually it might be over for me
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(crawls on all fours with blood drenched on me) I have to do arts and crafts
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I call this the create a new problem technique
#iko valoran#wildfire druids having extra focus on healing is soooo funny to me#*cauterizes your wounds with scorching ray*
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#if I followed you for marvel reasons I’m still following you btw#even though half of you are inactive and the other half don’t post marvel anymore (I’m one of the latter anyway lmao)#started a catws-flavored resident evil rp recently just to feel something again#that shit STILL slaps
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^^^ a friend and ally to all trans people. may he be remembered many times longer than he lived!!!
happy tdov, shoutout to my cat for not peeing on me while being euthanized in my lap
#miss him so much already. my little white shadow.#okay to rb btw#tdov#do i have a tag for irl personal stuff? idk#cw animal death
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happy tdov, shoutout to my cat for not peeing on me while being euthanized in my lap
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i need him tortured and bleeding on it
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im scared :(
then get scary
#wait. hang on. you might be onto something here tumblr user evilwizard.#this is gonna be one of those posts I reference in therapy and then have to stop and explain the context of isn’t it. goddamnit.#‘okay so do you know what tumblr is’ <- one of the worst things you can say in therapy
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talking to myself out loud and disagreeing with myself every now and then so that the spirits lingering in the cold corners of my room don't accuse me of monolithic thinking
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mods show him the truth of the universe for a single moment then return him to a state of mind incapable of comprehending it
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#iko valoran#we’re a year into this campaign and he is JUST NOW starting to realize how deeply his childhood trauma impacted him#it turns out that seeing a mirror version of yourself who’s happier and healthier than you thought possible is a sobering experience
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Ides of March 2025 is going to be a fucking blast because it will have been 2069 years since Caesar's death day
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#me rn#just submitted the grad school application ive been working on for the past month#and I’m soooo ready to be a sleepy little snoozer
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no one appreciates that i could be a million times worse
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characters have to be a little bit awful in ways that you cant defend. its good for the ecosystem. your honor he did do that. He did in fact do that
#not to talk about arcane after I just said I was trying not to talk about arcane here but.#god silco is such a tragically fucking funny character to me#what leftist infighting does to a mfer#the discourse got so bad he said ‘fuck it’ and became a violent drug lord#man we’ve all been there. tuesdays am I right?#that was a joke btw. don’t do drugs or at least if you do don’t be a capitalist about it#idk I’m not your dad#probably don’t kill people tho
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