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Suckin him off like i’m the grandpa from texas chainsaw massacre and he’s. bloody finger
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uhhhhhhhhhh low iron deficiency moment i think????????????????
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THE SHINING (1980) dir. Stanley Kubrick | THE SUBSTANCE (2024) dir. Coralie Fargeat [insp.]
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this is what i was thinking the whole time... like why not just use the conditions of the substance to your advantage and live a luxurious double life
There's a lot I could say about The Subtance as an unflinching, gruesome close-up portrait of systemic misogyny, internalized sexism, self-hatred, and the brutality of fame, but more importantly, you know what I bet? I bet there is exactly one customer of The Subtance who is doing everything right. Week one, makes a living as a fitness influencer; week two, enjoys a lavish retirement funded by her other self's earnings. Week one, jogging, yoga, filming tiktoks, enjoying the vitality of youth; week two, Alaskan cruises, mahjong with the girls, enjoying unlimited free time and liberation from the crushing weight of the societal expectation to care what other people think of you. Keeps her other self on a nice air mattress with a quilt and always cooks a big recovery breakfast to be waiting for her when she switches. Walks out of that creepy alley every week whistling. Has no idea potential complications even exist. Every other user is living a psychedelic horror show of trauma, goop, and rage, and she's just at Barnes and Noble picking up the latest selection for book club. I know I'm alone in this, but I would happily watch that sequel.
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would bounce on it
Favorite horror movie characters 78/♾️
Nauls - The Thing (1982)
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Just finished watching squidward game S2 today
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where is my buff special ops trans gf???


how do i wife her up
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Dexter: oh I am so empty inside like a donut box…I must blend in like a chameleon .. this entire police department Cannot see through my facade…to my dark passenger ..:
Deb to the entire Miami metro: this is my brother he has autism. be patient or I’ll kick you all in your dicks
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Watching Dexter as a teenager: Wow... I'm just like him... fucked up, evil, a monster. Other people are alien to me. I don't feel the way other people do. An outcast among my peers, just trying to blend in. A psychopath. A wolf in sleeps' clothing. I-
Watching Dexter now: Oh my God he's autistic
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I started watching dexter and it’s genuinely wild shit. His inner monologue will be like ‘this would be considered a kind action, if I had a heart. But unfortunately, I feel nothing inside. My chest is an empty cage, with no warmth inside it’ and he’s doing some shit like saving a puppy that almost got run over or something
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i've become hyperfixated on dexter now it's not even funny

Michael C Hall is Dexter Morgan in Dexter series.
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