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“The gift I want is for someone to listen to my incredible poem about a special fucked-up cow. Will you listen to my poem?”

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THIS IS MY FAVOURITE ANIME FIGHT

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Animal Crossing Go: Go outside and talk to your real neighbors

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This is so pretty and gay

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Me:I'm applying for a position at work

My brother:Be sure to tell them you're a power bottom

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chill joshua she’s got it under control (x)

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Games not even a year old.

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being bisexual and having different feelings when ur attracted to guys than when u are to girls is so hard to explain bc being attracted to a guy is like “ah” and being attracted to a girl is like “oo” but that doesn’t make any sense to anyone but me

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@sashaalsberg: a bibliophiles more stressful situation like…ever

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Dear Game Developers,

Make his ass bigger

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Preparing for my move tomorrow I realized that the first things I packed were housewares and then videogames. Glad I have my priorities.

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Morrowind:

You spend like a month in-game time before they even let you find out what the fuck you’re supposed to be doing here.

Then it’s at least another two weeks before they tell you who the other major character are. And when they do, they purposely leave it vague who the good guys and bad guys are, except that the one makes zombies and other people keep telling you to kill those zombies.

Then like a week later you find out that the zombie-making guy is acting like a jerk, but he sort of has good reason. And the other major players are also equivalent jerks, except they just don’t happen to be making zombies.

Then a month later you’re told that the zombie-making guy is pretty much evil and you have to stop him, even though he still has good reason for doing what he does and you should sort of feel sorry for him. But you still probably need to kill the OTHER jerks, who hate him and aren’t making zombies, but are still jerks, so…

And by that point you’ve become the chosen one, mostly because you were the only one who could find that hidden cave. And when you get there, ghosts of idiots who tried to do the same thing but died give you magic clothes.

And what this boils down to, practically speaking, is that you don’t catch the flu anymore, and you can’t get high.

Morrowind is awesome.

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I see…