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My Penumbral Lady and I saw you from across the room and we hate your guts
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god wishes you were his daughter. but you’re in a toxic yuri situationship with god’s actual daughter. and you have the hots for this bitch he considers his ex who never truly reciprocated his feelings. and that bitch was secretly in love with your great great great (x100) grandma. who was besties with god.
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btw it is SO funny to me that harrow the ninth sets up the question of gideon's parentage by obscuring g1deon's name through most of the book. and if you're able to piece any of it together early you're like hang on..... a lyctor named gideon.... who MUST have known commander wake...... biblically, dare i say........ and he's a ginger......... and then the actual reveal happens and it's like oh actually that's all unrelated. yeah wake did have a torrid affair with two people in the same body but that's not relevant to her pregnancy. you see actually there was a nefarious threesome and they stole god's sperm so wake could self-inseminate. yeah g1deon kind of just happened to be there. sorry
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One fun thing about the first gen Lyctors is that John quite literally took away their childhoods. Not that they had great childhoods they'd cherish the memory of, I'd bet against that, but god, they have so little context to understand themselves. They came into life, Pygmalion style, adults and in love but not knowing why. If the younger lyctors ever tried to swap parental horror stories, they couldn't even take a stab. They toss around "brother" and "sister" and "son" with each other, but a very real way, John is the only father they've ever known.
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judith “I can’t believe I’m the only normal person here” deuteros
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« One flesh, one end, bitch. »
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The Locked Tomb’s series is one of my fav at the moment ( thx @alpha.corvi ) and I can’t wait till the fourth and last book !
If you still didn’t read it yet you should definitely give it a shot 👌🏻
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Imagine telling Gideon and Harrow from the beginning of Gideon the Ninth that in less than two years Harrow would be a lyctor and have restored the population of the Ninth House, and Gideon would be claimed by the Emperor as his long-lost daughter and appointed to lead the Cohort at the front
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But I want, I want to believe That you can still hear me when you're just memory
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For Pride month I wrote a fic of these two chuckleheads creating the most toxic messy work environment possible. Enjoy!
https://archiveofourown.org/works/66511123
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Random doodles, warm ups, and drawings from Twitter!






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