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do you guys wanna get up early and get pastries and eat them in the park and lay in the grass for a while and then go for a long walk to an antique centre and wander round and hold things up and say "this is you 🫵" and then watch classic who and parallel play by working on our individual writing/art projects for the rest of the day with intermittent drink/snack breaks and none of us ever have to look at microsoft outlook or receive an email ever again
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enough of this "androids who dream of being human" shtick. more androids who love being androids, and are lowkey sorry for humans bc that shit sounds exhausting
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Didn't pay my dark bill so the power company shut my lights on
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so it turns out that time actually does go by faster as you get older. just like how adults told me it would when i was younger. pisses me off
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no for real like sit over there and drink your little beverage and stay tf out of the way let me cook
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I don't need tags on my posts I just need 1% of my cringness to get like 10000000 notes
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my favorite thing about weed is how it convinces you everyone around you is acutely aware that youve been smoking weed, even when it makes no sense
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best m/f dynamic is a flamboyant bisexual show-off desperately in love with an extremely practical girl who’s difficult to impress 🤩
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i'm gonna go home and draw
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hey man what the fuck. untrue
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dude come on
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Instead of rage baiting we shod do a thing called happy baiting where we bait someone into feeling happy and confident and positive about themselves
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