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Self indulgent keychain designs….. _(:3」∠)_ Front + Back
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Jonathan Kent is an oblivious jealous fool when it comes to Damian Wayne.
Thanks to @honeyplus for inspiring this and talking through ideas.
The whole mess starts when Jon accidentally overhears a conversation. He doesn't usually tune into Damians conversations he just listens to his best friends heartbeat and lets it soothe him. This time, he catches a few errant words that flip his whole world upside down.
Damian is sitting with his coworkers at the hospital discussing their love lives when Damian is asked who his ideal type is. He tries to dissuade them but is eventually pestered into answering. Jon would laugh at the once proud Damian Wayne being broken down by middle aged nurses but the answer stops him dead.
"I guess I like a guy that's smart, strong, kind, and loyal."
One of the interns yells, "Duh! We all want a dashing prince charming, but we meant what is your type physically? Do you like rich bastards like yourself with killer jawlines or bad boys in leather jackets? Stuff like that!"
Damian blanches at the suggestions. "I am not attracted to men like that at all!"
"What is it that does for you then?"
Here, Damians heartbeat picks up a little, and Jon can imagine his faint blush. "I like simpler men, I guess. Ones that don't care about money too much. Animal and nature lovers, stuff like that."
"So you have a thing for farmhands and hikers, huh?"
Damian laughs. "With black hair and blue eyes."
The people around him sigh and start suggesting people they could set Damian up with. One even mentions that her brother is a vet!
Jon stops listening at that point and starts to panic because is Damian planning to replace him?!
All those things Damian listed apply to him and they idea of someone else coming into Damians life like that sets him on edge.
Jon tries to forget it it but his thoughts are haunted by some blue-eyed outdoors man taking his best friend away from him.
Because if Damian wants a date, Jon can take him on dates! As a friend, of course, he doesn't want to make him uncomfortable! They do everything else together, and platonic dates sound like fun!
Jon is smart, kind, and strong. Damian doesn't need anyone else!
So after work, he flies to Damians Apartment to ask if he'd like to go on a friend date with him.
Damian isn't home from his shift at the hospital yet, so Jon uses his key to let himself in and starts fixing dinner for them both, like he has done hundreds of times before.
Damian comes in about an hour later exhausted from a surgery that ran long.
"I made food!" Jon shouts over his shoulder as Damian dissappears to change out of his scrubs.
"Thanks!" Damian shouts back from the bedroom.
Jon plates up the job just as Damian comes back wearing sweats.
They eat and discuss their days until Jon plucks up the courage to ask Damian what he has wanted to all day.
"So I was wondering, do you want to go on a date with me tomorrow?"
Damian stops chewing and stares at him.
"As friends!" Jon adds, waving his hands in front of him.
Damian takes a deep breath and says, "Jonathan, we have been dating for months."
Jon feels his sense of reality shift. "Oh. Wait. What?!"
Damian sets his utensils down now. "We have been dating romanticly for months."
"I would remember having that conversation!"
"It wasn't so much a conversation but a natural progression of things."
"But we haven't even kissed yet!"
"I thought you were taking things slow."
"But." Jons head is spinning now. It's not a bad idea, dating Damian for real. It would keep hypothetical veterinarians from trying to steal him away, but he is so confused. "What do you mean months?"
"Jon, you live with me." Damian deadpans
"Yeah, but"
"We share a bed every night."
"That's friend beh-"
"We cuddle."
"That's normal."
"You were discussing having kids with me last week, Jon."
"I just really love you and think you'd make an amazing dad." Jon gets misty eyed just thinking about it.
"I know Habibi, but we shower together." Damian is exasperated now.
"Platonically!'
"Jon, the only thing we don't do that a couple does is have sex.
Jonathan Kents brain leaks out his ears at the mental picture alone. "Sex was an option this whole time?! And you didn't tell me?!"
Damian sighs. "I climbed into your shower and wore my nice underwear to bed. I don't know how I could have been more obvious."
Jon remembers that underwear and how good Damian looked in it, but he had thought it was normal to want to kiss your best friend when they are as attractive as Damian is. The idea that he could have is messing with him.
He focuses back on his boyfriend, who is looking very unimpressed with him.
"Can we have sex now?" Jon tries.
Damian groans and rubs the bridge of his nose. "No, I'm tired tonight."
Jon is disappointed, but at least that no wasn't a never.
"And" Damian interrupts his train of thoughts "I have been trying to seduce you for weeks so I expect a little more romance than that Jonathan Kent!"
Oh. Jon knows that tone of voice, Damian is pissed. Jon is going to have to grovel big time.
Damian finishes his dinner and does the dishes just like every night.
Jon joins him in bed, and instead of just cuddling, Damian kisses him goodnight. It makes Jon warm, and his heart skips several beats.
Maybe his feelings were romantic, after all. Huh.
The grovelling begins the next morning with breakfast in bed and Jon making reservations for their first, definitely not platonic, date.
Damian is still pissed but does kiss him goodbye when he heads to work.
Jon tries to look for advice but everyone he asks stares at him in horror or laughs in his face. Even his Mom.
It takes a week of dates, coffee deliveries, and getting Damian the cake he likes from Turkey for him to be forgiven.
Jon has a great time getting kisses and confessing his love at every opportunity now that he knows that he can.
At least now he doesn't feel guilty for staring at Damian in the shower. And if he can convince Damian to marry him as soon as possible, no one can ever take him away from him!
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Just your GL enjoying his day off.
Did it for a friend. Do not use!
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"Director Phoebe Kemp said in a statement: “Twelfth Night already toys with gender and performance – it feels like Shakespeare wrote it for us. This reading is about joy, solidarity and showing what’s possible when trans and nonbinary artists are at the centre of the story.”"
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Some old Amy sketches i found and colored yesterday
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I got to see Superman yesterday and it was so fun! Seeing one of my fave Green Lanterns aka Guy Gardner in live action for the first time was just -chefs kiss-
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so itchio has shadowbanned any games tagged with 'nsfw', 'adult', or 'erotic' so they don't show up in searches, and several devs have reported that their r18 games have been removed from the site with no warning
you know, maybe the internet shouldn’t be controlled by payment processors and terf lobbyists. and maybe people should be more concerned about this rise of censorship on queer media.
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⭐️💐💞🌹🌼🍉⚡️🌺💛🌈🌷🍐✨🌾🍄💫🐚☀️
please reblog to let your mutuals and followers know you love them even when they can’t love themselves
💐✨🌈🍉🌺⭐️🐚💞🌾⚡️☀️🌷💛🍄���🌼💫🌹
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today i overheard a girl say "no, f*ck that. i will be lovely to everyone. maybe some people will remember they have a heart."
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Supersons 😇❤️😈
Con mucho cariño para el mundo 🤗❤️
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Clark & Jon (and Krypto) by Dan Mora. (From Superman #28)
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