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dash did a funny thing

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That'd be the funniest shit imaginable

i just think at some point in the show, we should have had a shot where the camera is following someone as they walk through the ship, and as they pass by one of the turbolifts the doors open and kirk and spock are making out sloppy style but the person just keeps walking and we never acknowledge it

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One is the second-most written pairing! One has a canon kiss! I think we all know who will win…

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my favorite genre of trekkie is "absolutely down horrendous for deforest kelly and his portrayal of dr mccoy"

i just think they are very endearing

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I know we all talk about the immense amount of Spirk in Killing Time but I think we are sleeping on Bones in Romulan slave wear:

And him being outraged that the COLORS CLASH

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I was thinking about this since McCoy is technically at admiral level by TNG. I know he never captained a ship and was only promoted thanks to his medical service, but I am curious if you think he'd actually make a good Captain.

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kirk: some people complain. others get the job done bones: complaining while getting the job done >>>>

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fanart of @emilinqa ’s crazy good tos academy au uniform designs ^_^ some spocks and late night mckirk

(also sorry emil you’re seeing these for the SQUILLIONTH time oml ILY TY AGAIN FOR SHOWING ME UR AUUUUU)

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mccoy and spock get together towards the end of the five year mission, and spock is very, "obviously the doctor is aware that vulcans do not have casual relationships and almost always mate for life" and mccoy is, of course, "getting that damn vulcan to open up is like pulling teeth, how am i supposed to know how he feels about me" and this causes new and exciting problems when they're trying to sort out what they're DOING after the end of the five year mission

and mccoy is trying to subtly figure out if spock has any interest in being stationed together, and spock is, of course, the doctor is my mate, of course we will stay together, and mccoy gets offered this really exciting opportunity at a cutting edge research station that's still hands on enough with patients that it's perfect for him, and he kind of tosses it out there one evening to spock, hoping to get something from the bastard, and instead spock just skims through and stone face is like "in my opinion you should accept, it is precisely the opportunity you've been looking for" and mccoy sits there after spock leaves, like okay!!! i guess we're breaking up?? is this not even enough of a relationship for him to consider it a break up??? i may have to kill him. no jury would convict me. what! is! he! thinking!, and spock goes back to his quarters and immediately sends them a message like "i would like to apply for a position as well :)"

and mccoy still won't fucjing SAY what he MEANS because he doesn't want to be left vulnerable now that he's convinced himself that spock simply Doesn't Care Enough, and every time he at least tries to get like, some meaningful goodbye moments???? spock keeps blowing him off??? meanwhile spock is like "it is rewarding to know that the doctor wants to spend time with me, but i know he will miss our friends, and as his mate it is important for me to make sure he spends enough time with his friends before we all leave the ship", and then when mccoy says he's going to go visit joanna before he starts his new assignment, spock's like =/ wish he invited me along but I will respect his wishes and says he's going to go to vulcan between assignments, and then it's over! they're saying goodbye! and spock! just! leaves! and mccoy is just. absolutely furious and trying So Hard to Not Care but also!!! so!!!! furious!!!!

so anyway imagine his surprise when he arrives at the research facility for his new assignment three weeks later, and they're like "doctor mccoy!! so nice to meet you! your husband arrived two days ago, and he took it upon himself to set up your shared quarters and your office to your liking, but let us know if you need anything else, we're so thrilled to have you on board!"

and mccoy is just.

"i'm sorry. what did you just say?"

and spock comes walking out like everything is normal, and gives him the little vulcan finger kiss, and turns to the welcome party and says, "husband is a simplification of a vulcan term - we have not performed the human marriage rites, but he is my mate"

anyway yeah mccoy probably tries to strangle him.

they make a great first impression.

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creatures again

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reblog this and tag with a food you no longer have access to (closed restaurant, state you moved away from, ex’s mom’s cooking, etc) that will haunt you until your dying day, mine are the spicy chicken sandwich on the employee menu at the fine dining restaurant I was a prep cook at, and the onion bagel from the kosher place down the street from my house when I lived in the city

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Just let him save them :(

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Someone edited J. C. Leyendecker's "The S.S. Leviathan" (and made it gay,) so of course when I saw it I just had to do this

Idk if not giving Spock his iconic Vulcan bowl cut was a good decision, but it looked weird with the beret so

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Could someone PLEASE edit Unification so that Kirk gets teleported to Five Guys finally