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My favorite thing about “Whom the Gods Destroy” is that Spock, when faced with a classic doppelgänger situation, does not even BOTHER to try to figure out which Kirk is the real Kirk. Instead he responds with basically “You can’t stay like that forever. I’ll wait.” AND PULLS UP A CHAIR.

King behavior.

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hiii alex 👋🏼 its ely!! we havent spoken in a while so idk if you remember me (i had a different url) but we would text!! i hope everything is going good for you. just wanted to let you know that even though my dogs' name is Bones, whenever i type it in, my phone wanted to autocorrect to bonesmctightass. lmfao. anyways!! happy holidays ily

ELYYYYY. I hope you've been doing well! So good to hear from a friend. ❤️ Definitely hit me up! Happy holidays babes ily.

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bops you on the head gently with a feather duster

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“If I were human, I believe my response would be, ‘sashay away.’”

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Star Trek TOS + Texts!

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Jim realizing his partner is not asexual but in fact deeply, earth shatteringly horny every once and awhile and he might be in over his head in the realm of sex for the first time in his life:

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Now you two think about what you've done and develop some healthier emotional coping mechanisms

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why did I make this

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broke: the makeup in tos was just stage makeup and it was never intended to be seen in high definition, therefore we should assume the characters weren’t meant to be seen as wearing makeup

woke: spock woke up every day and chose to slay in that purple eyeshadow and everyone else thought he looked so hot that they started doing it too

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for @thetimetostrikeislater, who had a dream that Kirk and Spock got stuck in the past and were recruited by the Men in Black

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no comment

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what the fuck do you mean SNW was the first musical episode it’s like none of you have ever watched Star Trek before

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just jim and spock blatantly checking each other out on the bridge... very professional of you, gentlemen.

inspired by gifs from @your-name-is-jim and @spockfan

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answer correctly or i’ll find you