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engie teaches pyro a thang or two about cars

(original audio from a tiktok by taylormx5)

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The sugarplum fairy fucked me dead

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I thought you liked catholics?

That’s a fetish. Good for roleplay but not earnestly irl. I like their horny art. But ultimately the Catholic Church is an enemy of humanity.

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they got trans bitches on here named shit like Die

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he looks so attractive here. he has that motherly glow to him, like he's the one who just gave birth to that baboon baby. he's going to start lactating any second now.

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moral orel reddit is crazy

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“Diane, 11:30 a.m. , February 24th. Entering the town of Twin Peaks”

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(Chef is building a little castle out of mashed potatoes and sausages)

Gordon Ramsey: Fuck me, what is that. Bloody hell. That position is completely indefensible. Why are the archer towers pointed away from the front gate? And look at that pitiful gravy moat. Invaders could cross that with a bloody toothpick. Jesus christ.

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hello beloveds ☺️

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Guy who is touch starved but emotionally repressed goading you into punching him for completely normal reasons

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IM SO PISSED OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT TO EAT SWEETS AND CHOCOLATE BUT THERE ARE NONE IN THE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHOVIANS: GET IN THE TARDIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!! GRAB YOUR SWIMSUITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOMESTUCK