Best Toon Cop in the Business! ~Independent Semi-selective RP blog for Disney's Bonkers~
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Hey Bonkers, how do you deal with being sick? Odd question, I know, but I feel like it can tell a lot about a person.
"When toons get sick it comes with all kindsa stuff humans don't have to worry about. Like toon flu!"
"It's awful! Terrible! Horrible!! You can't even stay in bed on account of because you bounce all over!"
"Buuuut then you get better and it's A-okey-dokey! So it's not so bad. I always eat popsicles when I get sick. They don't help but they ~sure taste good!~"
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"It feels like it's been a long long long loooong loooooooong time!"
"Not long enough."
"You're absotively, posilutely right! Eight hours isn't enough, we oughta DOUBLE tonight's shift to make up for lost time!"
"No. Nononono. Bonkers, that's not what I meant."
"C'mon, Lucky! There's bad guys to bring the wrong arm of the law to!"
"It's- ah forget it."
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*sproi-oi-oing!*

"Gosh! Right when I thought the view couldn't get any better. Heehee. Having someone like you in my life sure makes a toon wonderize just how lucky he can be."
"Yes! I love how springy they are too!"
Fawn smiled playfully, giving one of his ears a flick, watching with amusement as it bounced back into place. She did it again, just to be a goof, suddenly blushing at his next words, her eyes glowing. He was so sweet and between that and the magic trick, he had pretty much made her day.
"Oh Bonkers..."
#HI HELLO#your reply grabbed me by the collar and shook bonkers loose from somewhere in my brain XD#musemelodies
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"Ooooooo! Good questions!"
"Be real easy to tell each other apart. Aaaand it'd increase the selection of wardrobe to choose from! Like throwing all the clothes for different dolls into a big bin."

"Well, when ya put it that way…though, would they be completely like you or different in some kind of way? 'Cause otherwise they'd be a clone. But what if they had a mole and ya didn't? Or dressed all in black?"
@bonkersdbobcat
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you should be able to say "line" if you don't know what to say in a social situation
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hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious
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How Do You Need To Be Loved?
till the end of forever
you need to be loved unconditionally. you need to be reminded that love is not temporary, that you deserve it. that those who love you will not leave. you need to be loved the way angels love humanity. or how devils love angels. you need to be loved in greatness, in fullness, you need to be loved hard and fierce. loud, shout it to the ends of the earth, your love won’t leave. you need to be loved when nothing else will be. you need to realize you are worthy even through the end.
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"Nuh-uh!"
@bonkersdbobcat
"You're just jealous because I got the orange cat paw."
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Oooooooo he was MADE for this!!
But Lucky said "NO MORE PRANKS, BONKERS, AND I MEAN IT!" after the confetti in the cruiser's vents.
But this is a teeeeny tiiiiiny eeensy weensy little game of batting. He doesn't have to boop Lucky! Boss will never even have to know!
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Ready for April Fools Day, Bonkers?
"Yooooou know it!"
"But don't tell Lucky. It's s'posed to be a ~surpriiiiise~ On account of because after last year he said 'no more pranks' but I KNOW he'll like this one!"
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What Colour Do You Embody
cattleya
you're a gentle soul in a world that you know would slaughter you if it found out. you're careless in your love, and reckless in how you show it, and that's not going to change. it's your shield, that is to say that you love with the intent to defend yourself from harm. you don't know how else to love, and that's okay. your love is armor, your love is a shield, your love is a fortress. you welcome all people to this grand estate, this fortified battalion, and all who live among your fields are safe from harm... at least from you. you have made mistakes in your love before and it cost you pieces of yourself. but you love. you will always love. because you love to defend. you love to protect.
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"Hello there, officer! How are you doing today?" Hiro cheerfully greeted the bobcat officer with a friendly smile on his face.
"Absotively, posilutely fantastic! It's been aw-fully quiet around here lately."
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"Oooo, cool! Can you run really fast? Do you change with the full moon? Do you have that oooone spot that if it gets scratched in juuust the right way your leg bounces like crazy?"
oh , those were so far from his actual name. caspian breathes. " its' caspian sir. caspian wolfe, but you can just call me cas." the wolf said. he looked at the strange cat before shrugging. he made a frown before making a quick curtsey. then he just blinks. the prince then crossed his arms. " i am a werewolf ." he did not want to transform now, but maybe just for a few seconds.
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Hi Bonkers! Did you have a Happy Valentine’s Day with Fawn?
"~I diiiid~"
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"You knooow, I think it'd be all kindsa fun! Like a best friend who knows your favouritest things already. And likes'em too. You could share clothes and shoes and everything!"
"Oh no, I'm sorry, I meant I've never met anybody else who has the same name as me." She hadn't meant to cause him any confusion, unless this was just his way of thinking; could be. "Yet Meetin' another version of yourself would be....odd. That seems like the right way of puttin' it."

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