bonkflop
bonkflop
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bonkflop · 15 hours ago
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bonkflop · 15 hours ago
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No fucking way
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bonkflop · 24 hours ago
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Reblog with your animal. It’s toucans for me
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bonkflop · 24 hours ago
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tumblr is for putting your stuff somewhere that's not secret but also not for anyone particular to see so it's true neutral in a really nice way
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bonkflop · 2 days ago
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people trip me out when they say shit like “oh i miss being 10 years old and not having problems” like the fuck you mean you didn’t have problems
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bonkflop · 2 days ago
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"Yeah hold on, let me change out of my work clothes" [undoes a single button on my hawaiian shirt and nothing else]
#me
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bonkflop · 2 days ago
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Everyone thinks the music i like is bad
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bonkflop · 4 days ago
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bonkflop · 5 days ago
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bonkflop · 5 days ago
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bonkflop · 5 days ago
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if your favorite cuss isn’t here but uses one of these as a base word, choose the base word (ex: for “shithead” then choose “shit). if your favorite cuss word is a combo of two or more these (ex: “fuckass”) then choose which of the component words you think really carries the bulk of the cussing power or humor
note: your favorite cuss doesn’t necessarily mean the cuss you employ most frequently. my favorite is “rat bastard” but it’s definitely not my most-used expletive.
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bonkflop · 6 days ago
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bonkflop · 7 days ago
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nobody on this site is ever ever EVER going to top running a blog dedicated entirely to posting cute pics of sweet old dogs in a shelter for a year and gradually becoming one of the most recognized blogs on the website, then without warning dropping “i just want to get dicked down again =/” with 0 explanation and abandoning the blog. not deleting it, not explaining anything, just leaving the whole thing as a monument. fucking flawless posting. literally the best of all time.
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bonkflop · 7 days ago
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bonkflop · 7 days ago
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Super Informative and accurate.
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bonkflop · 8 days ago
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bonkflop · 8 days ago
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The cure to anxiety is completing all the tasks you have to finish for the day early and doing them phenomenally and being physically perfect and on everyone’s good side preferably even their favorite.
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