she/her. 26. autistic. microbiologist by day, fucking nerd also by day.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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When y/n gets too annoying to the point you want to stop reading

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Scooby-Doo and the Ghoul School is great because it asks the very important question “What if Classic Horror Monsters were Girl Dads?”
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bro last night was totally redacted! last night was fully expunged from the record. bro, do you... can you remember last night? what did we do...? what did... did we hurt someone? bro? why won't you look at me? what did I do...? whose blood is this...? bro...?
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"tumblr humor is only funny to tumblr users" NOT true. those bitches on pinterest love us.
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Going into this bio exam knowing brown eyes are dominant, blue eyes are submissive, and that punettes are square. Wish me luck!
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we're going to have an OLDER BROTHER summer. we will be drinking MONSTER. we will be LIFTING WEIGHTS. we will be ignoring our MOM. we will be surviving off of CHIPS and NOODLES. we will NOT be SHOWERING. we will only be putting on AXE DEODORANT. we will be bothering PRETTY WOMEN and getting REJECTED. OLDER BROTHER SUMMER !!
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"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there
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Name: Squeaky Hinge
Pronouns: he/her/he/her
Likes: Squeaking
Dislikes: WD-40
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it really is crazy how quickly people were willing to just let chatgpt do everything for them. i have never even tried it. brother i don't even know if it's just a website you go to or what. i do not know where chatgpt actually lives, because i can decide my own grocery list.
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What's your stance on the Entity?
piece of shit i hate it so mu.... its right behind me isnt it
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They need to stop packaging pop tarts and their generics by twos. Two pop tarts is too many. I'm 25 years old. I'm practically geriatric. Two pop tarts is too many. Two pop tarts will kill me.
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