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Me if I were a dog
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booboobop · 6 days
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Link in bio. What will he learn?
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booboobop · 8 days
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Snipe eel is the perfect name for that thing
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booboobop · 9 days
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never let anyone tell you that trawling through mediocre victorian poetry isn't worth it. we just happened upon an absolute BANGER of a worm poem. go read it or else 🪱🪱🪱
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booboobop · 11 days
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booboobop · 13 days
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Penis
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booboobop · 13 days
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don’t worry about why i had to google this but this example sentence is killing me
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booboobop · 15 days
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booboobop · 15 days
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what's the most cancelable shit y'all do when ur not online
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booboobop · 15 days
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Future Grandkid: Grandpa, what was it like when Obama was president?
Me: Aah, yes… the Homestuck President.
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booboobop · 16 days
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everyone make sure to set out cheese & crackers for neil tonight <3
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booboobop · 19 days
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THE TYRANNY OF THE SUN IS OVER
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booboobop · 27 days
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she zydrate on my anatomy until I come in a little glass vial or whatever
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booboobop · 2 months
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Imagine walking into an Italian restaurant, looking the other customers in their eyes and saying, “wait, this place serves pasta? What’s pasta? I’ve never even heard of pasta, but it’s probably not good.” 
that is what you sound like when you’re a Tumblr user who has never heard of Cecil Palmer
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booboobop · 2 months
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incredibly obvious statement but it MUST be said. ah to be a lichen or shrub on a mountaintop
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booboobop · 2 months
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smash or pass a gentle summer rainstorm
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booboobop · 2 months
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