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Sam has really grown up since I left. He's a man now. I wish I could've been there for him.

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Thinking about Alex being the pool boy for the older men of the community...

Everyone has slept with Alex.

Started off with Elliot surprisingly. Alex was around the beach a lot in the summer time and you know who else is there? Elliot. A summer fling they told no one about. Elliot even wrote a sonnet about him, Alex ever the Himbo didn't understand a word but he was appreciative.

Shane was too easy. The older running into him at the doc one night. Alex disgusted that Shane was drinking, that he was always drinking. Then he took a beer. And another. And then Shane's cock was down his throat and he was mumbling "sir" between sloppy kisses. Shane's not sure how he should feel about it, never spoke of it again.

Harvey had been an accident truly. A torn shoulder needed PT to heal. And it's not Harvey's fault he's Pelican towns only doctor! He's not exactly PT certified but Alex wanted a man he could trust to do the job right. Light conversation turned deeper as time went on with each session each week. Harvey just couldn't figure out how he kept getting his shoulder messed up till finally Harvey asked and Alex says "How long till I can get my hands tied over my head without ripping my shoulder again?". A session of trying to show him how to do it without getting himself hurt turns into something that breaks multiple bounds of ethical patient and physician relations.

Kent (I KNOW HES A NON DATEABLE SHUT UP LET ME HAVE THIS) knows that it's wrong to look at his son's friend the way he does. Coming back from the war changed him, changed who he was as a person. Men understood him in ways his wife never could, and fucked him in ways his wife never could. It would start off almost sweet, with Alex coming by to see him and talk. Almost like he was looking for fatherly advice till he starts getting closer on the park benches they sit on. Cuddling up to Kent in ways he knows means he's looking for something. It goes unsaid for months till he casually says "Jodi is going to see her mother in the city, my boys are going with her. You should come by the house sometime". And this their weekend of sucking and fucking happens. It's nice to have a man to talk to and a man to hold you.

I think it would be funny if all the older guys were having a drink at the bar and one of them says something and everyone else is like "Wait. But I'm screwing that guy?".

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That one time I was relatively new to SDV and passed out in the mines and didn't know your partner could retrieve you. He's such a kicked puppy

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craaazy mosquito bites

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telling people your favorite sdv npc is kent is always a rocky slope.

they automatically assume you want him / want to ruin his marriage and I!! DONT!!!!

i just want to look at him under a microscope and inspect his brain matter and the inner machinations of his mind..

i've spent MONTHS diving into his character and analyzing him and writing a pre canon backstory..

plus, i adore him AND his wife. like?? they're literally so perfect together and it lowk makes me upset to see kent/jodi shipped with people who aren't each other..

like i even made two ocs just for the purpose of a) one of them being jodi's older brother and b) both of them being kent's best friends..

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Kent appreciation post !

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kent would be such a girl dad i just know it pls give them a daughter i BEG

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Spoilers for stardew 1.6

So yk how the first time the green rain comes everyone is flipping the fuck out and thinking the world is going to end? And how in the second year and beyond they're just... fine with it?

I can't help but imagine Kent, who just returned from war, waking up on that summer day in year two and just like

Kent: JODI Jodi: Yes dear? Kent: WHY THE FUCK IS EVERYTHING GREEN Jodi: Oh the rain? Yeah that happens sometimes. Kent: THERE IS A TREE. THE SIZE OF MAYOR LEWIS'S TRUCK. OUTSIDE OF OUR HOUSE. IT WAS NOT THERE BEFORE. WHAT THE FUCK Jodi: Yeah Kent: *About to fucking lose it*

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Something about the Legendary Fish.

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A couple months back I made a new save for Mal so I could try out some expansion mods and I put Alex as his favorite thing... ehehe x3

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lyrics from Your Best American Girl by our savior, Mitski

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Just finished the community center! Wow, that was so, so easy… haha… n-not like it took me until year four because I ignored the fishing bundle even though I was level ten fishing within my first year…. haha

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Look at out little boy! Look at our precious little dumbass! We love you Sam 💕

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yeah sure you fag

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I love Sam. He is so stupid. I won’t even sugar coat it, that boy is DUMB. But like, in a cute way. He’s my child, I love hiM, my stupid little dumb dumb with his silly hair and silly boyfriend.

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guys this is my huband (I have known I was a lezbo since I was twelve years old)