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what they don't tell you about hadestown is that orpheus and eurydice are not the main characters. neither are persephone and hades. or hermes. or the fates. the main character is whoever in the band is playing the trombone because holy fuck

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may your next ibuprofen take effect swiftly and noticeably

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Jk Rowling will die in my lifetime and that’s so beautiful to think about

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There has never been a more Gonzo-The Muppet- like human than Vic Michaelis

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please, untitled document was my father, call me untitled document (1)

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can i please see a fat woman wearing it. yes, i know your sizes go all the way up to 5x. but can i please see a fat woman wearing it. yes, i heard you're woman-owned. can i please see a fat woman wearing it though. yes, i understand you donate 50% of proceeds to this charity. i still do not see a fat woman wearing it. can i please see a fat woman wearing it.

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tbh until the day Sam Reich appears as a guest on Very Important People, I will default to assuming that he fears them too much to dare ever stepping out onto that stage with them

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El Dragón ❤️💛💚

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(x)

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sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and im losing sense of time

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i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.

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3 times Vic and Becca had a toxic mobster romance on Parlor Room

+ 1 time Kimia decided she'd had enough

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squid michaelis !!!!

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i love this game

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@samreich pleeeeeeeeease give Jacob wysocki his own travel show on dropout pleeeeease. Raise the subscription to $10 a month for everyone if you have to i don't care

Also release the 2 hour cut of one year later you coward (thank you, I love you and every single person and pig to have ever been involved in dropout so much)

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Zac Oyama, the man that you are 😂

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why would you do this to me