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reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

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I want a book from a side characters point of view

not the main protagonist, but their supporting characters.

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sEND HELP

there was a spider on the door when I came in the room and then five mins later I look again and iTS NOT THERE SEND HELP BEFORE I DIE ASGFDSJIOFHRIOEOUWVOBVIOBIUHGQIUHIURHIUHIUVEHCRIUHELPKSRNVJKRK#NJKNRKJNJKWNCEJKNCJKNRJKCNKJNKRWJ

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do you ever just

brush your hair with you fingers so its hanging in front of you like a curtain while in class and chill in the dark until someone asks whats wrong and you push aside the curtain of hair and say nothing and just stare into their soul until they leave

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that time of the month

person: god whats with the stick up your ass?

me: there is no stick up my ass

person: yeah rig-

me: there is, however, a somewhat sock up my vagina, so shut your mouth you little fucker

person; i’m......

me: leave peasant 

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Tumblr Code.

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imagine your otp (soulmate au)

soulmate au where when you look into the mirror you see your soulmate

person b never once looked in a mirror. person a never did either. person b goes to a bar and gets drunk and person a comes to pick them up. in the car, this scene unfolds.

Person B: hahaha look there’s a bug on the window

Person A: That’s great.....

Person B: *flips down passenger seat mirror*

Person B: hey look [Person A], its you!

Person A: *almost swerves into a tree* wAT

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that is a fine looking piece of grass damn son

like for donald trump, reblog for this piece of grass

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Vol..tron?

Lance: Okay Keith, one more time.

Lance: I say Vol, you say Tron

Lance: VOL

Keith: TRON!

Lance: Keith! Its-

Lance:

Lance: This is the proudest moment of my life.

Keith: :)

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me vs smart kids

there are just these super smart ass kids who get A’s and 100′s and get work done super quick and they can name like pi up to the 1000000000000000000000000000000th number

and then theres me

“is a helium balloon made up of 100% helium?” 

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motherquiznaking lotor

guys....im too into the voltron fandom....

i was reading about Martin Luther form the Renaissance, and i read ‘Luther’ as ‘Lotor’ ;-; HALP

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‘Favorite telekinetic elf’

What about Fitz or Granite/Tiergan or Alden or Kenric???????

I’m sad now cuz of Kenric :’(

My little contribution to the Keeper of the Lost Cities fandom, my favorite telekinetic elf, Sophie Foster!! 

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, I love this series so much! The books are written by the lovely @shannonmessenger, whom I have had the pleasure of meeting several times, and her books really do deserve a read!!

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question

should i watch hetalia?

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OTP + third wheel

Person A: *grumbles* my ass hurts.

Person C: I wonder why..

Person A: Well go ask Person B!

Person C: waaiiiiittttt

Person B: I said I didn’t mean to hurt you that badly! It was just a little fun!

Person A: Well you didn’t have to be so rough about it!

Person C: Did you two....? What happened? (even though I’m scared to find out)

Person B: I might’ve pushed them down the stairs...

Person C: ohmygod *face palm*

Person A: ‘PUSH’? YOU FUCKING PICKED ME UP AND FUCKING THREW ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS AND YOU CALL THAT FUCKING FUN?

Person C: Guys....

Person B: We also had hardcore anal sex last night.

Person C: WHAT?

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OTP fight

Person A: Fuck You!

Person B: I know you wanna, but we are having an argument here!

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Marco jokes

poor Marco. Everyone jokes about him being half- a person. I mean the jokes aren’t half bad. They even make me half-smile. I’m spilt in between liking them and not liking them. I try to avoid them, but the desire eats me up. The wanting is titanous.