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Montreal, you better fucking treat Abby Roque well!!! I'm so serious, you better appreciate her

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THE RESIDENCE  (2025—) 1x06 “The Third Man”

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its extremely important to read widely and deeply in a variety of genres. read obscure self published shit that only 4 people have read. read culturally relevant works of literature that have helped shape the canon. read horror. read women's lit. read historical fiction and comedies and nonfiction and hentai and poetry and science fiction and fantasy and mysteries and romance and good things and bad things and things u hate and things you love and things you COULD like if only the author changed x y and z and things which are beautiful but not meant for you.

doing all of this reading will lay a groundwork of rich complexity in your heart. so that you can write really good porn

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j'adore le franglish content le code switching c'est tellement fun je sautille from a language to another like a gazelle et toi aussi tant que tu voudras :)

OUAIS baby we are so fucking back. franglais est parfait parce que americans get mad AND it sends evil psychic vibes à l’académie française. The phrase “qu’est-ce qu’y’all doing aujourd’hui” came out of my mouth this evening and i think that might be the pinnacle of human language. i love being annoying

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I love biking past the church tower and looking up at the massive clock to check if I'm late to my appointment, makes me feel so vaguely medieval inspired animated movie

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genuinely wheezing laughing at this description of dicken's awful pet with lead poisoning

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My mom left an eviction notice for the carpenter bees burrowing into our porch

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what if we went to a party and it was at the white house and there was a murder and kylie minogue was there (the residence is a fun show)

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Today I was trying to chat up this girl standing with her friend at a lesbian bar and said “oh are you two together?” meaning were you friends before being next to each other at this bar and one turns to the other and goes with all the venom of a black mamba snake “I don’t know Cara, are we?” and I was like you know what? not my table

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it’s so humid that I walked outside and my glasses fogged up?? wtf!

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let's chew on mama

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sorry i can’t go out tonight i’m at home sitting down

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i feel like im in the sims where it takes 5 hours to make pasta and then u have to immediately go to bed

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There is not a shred of doubt in my mind that somewhere in Ankh-Morpork, Sam Vimes has a drag king impersonater

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honestly i never thought the phrase “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation

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i turn my clamification dial to 100% & the capital of the netherlands becomes clamsterdam. i turn it to 200% & it becomes clamsterclam