your MAJESTY, your HIGHNESS,
his ROYAL EXCELLENCE.
Or simply, EMPEROR KUZCO.GROOVE (noun/verb) /ɡro͞ov/; The rhythm in which he lives his life. His pattern of behavior.
Used in a sentence: "You threw off my GROOVE!"
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OKAY, JUST DID THE SAME THING. For some reason Tumblr wont let me add things to the queue. Not sure why it's happening, but this time I SAVED IT AT LEAST. SO TAKE THAT TUMBLR!
I'm gonna be drafting things only till I get home later, but I'm here for banter and random stuff for now.
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𝙱𝙾𝙻𝙳 𝙰𝙻𝙻 𝚃𝙷𝙰𝚃 𝙰𝙿𝙿𝙻𝚈 / 𝙼𝚄𝙻𝚃𝙸𝙿𝙻𝙴 𝙸𝙽𝚃𝙴𝙻𝙻𝙸𝙶𝙴𝙽𝙲𝙴𝚂
VERBAL / LINGUISTIC: enjoys writing, good at editing, avid reader, uses fancy words, enjoys word games, speaks of what they read, remembers quotes, likes puns and rhymes, enjoys foreign languages.
MUSICAL: highly auditory, can memorize songs, has good rhythm, notices off-key notes, enjoys different sounds, likes to sing, whistles or taps foot, talented with instruments, gifted at composing, sensitive to noise.
LOGICAL / MATHEMATICAL: rational, objective, good at strategy games, likes numbers, seeks precision, grasps complex data, factual, logical, good at math, appreciates science.
INTRAPERSONAL: introvert, intuitive, self-aware, spends time reflecting, likes to learn about self, philosophical, independent, enjoys journaling, works well alone, interested in self-employment.
INTERPERSONAL: extrovert, enjoys social events, loves crowds, empathetic, enjoys teaching others, has many friends, enjoys team sports, counsels others, loves meeting new people, sensitive to others.
VISUAL / SPATIAL: notices colors and shapes, can visualize anything, good at visual puzzles, enjoys geometry, loves to draw and paint, enjoys photography, appreciates books with pictures, good with directions, remembers places vividly, good at artistic composition.
BODILY / KINESTHETIC: learns by doing, well-coordinated, good with hands, enjoys sports, seeks excitement, very active, crafty, good with tools, energetic, enjoys the outdoors, athletic.
NATURALIST: notices natural patterns, learns through natural contact, upset by pollution, comfortable with animals, good at gardening, appreciates plants, appreciates scenic views, inspired by nature, enjoys outdoor activities, aware of weather changes.
Tagged by: @hellsmayflower
Tagging: @smartylina @greatgaiusjuliuscaesar @darkheartedprince @electricea @zpdchief @wondr-boy @quccncandy @travmsoldat
&& YOU!
#hellsmayflower#▒░ 𝙷𝙴𝚈. 𝙸'𝙼 𝙳𝚁𝙴𝙰𝙼𝚈! ░▒ 👑[ ic ]#▒░ 𝙳𝙾 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙺𝚄𝚉𝙲𝙾 𝙳𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙴! 𝚈𝙰𝚈 𝙼𝙴! ░▒ 👑 [ games ]#▒░ 𝙺𝚄𝚉𝙲𝙷𝙰𝚁𝙸𝚂𝙼𝙰 ░▒ 👑[ isms ]#▒░ 𝚀𝚄𝙴𝚄𝙴𝚉𝙲𝙾𝚃𝙾𝙿𝙸𝙰— 𝙾𝙷 𝚈𝙴𝙰𝙷! ░▒ 👑[ queue ]
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Still paying the most attention to his robes, which he's aggressively wiping mud from with a grimace of disgust, Kuzco completely tunes her out while she continues on with her little tirade. Something about squirrels and . . . potatoes? What, is she angling for a dinner invite?
Maybe he'd pay more attention if it was in Quechua English! And not . . . whatever that was supposed to be. When she finally stops speaking, Kuzco glances up at her and then makes a show of looking behind himself to find the person he assumes she was babbling at. " Oh, was I supposed to respond to that? I didn't realize the noises coming out of your mouth were actual words. What I could use, besides all of that, is a hand up and out of this mud. It's not even spa facial grade! " He complains, loudly, lips twisting once more into a grimace as he realizes he’s probably going to stay wet and muddy until they find their way back. Great.
His screaming is what was more annoying- a bit of mud was good for the bones, for the face, even with a few bugs crawling off once he finally stepped off and she could clean the muck away. At least she knew ways to clean it out of his robes later too- what would a court mage be without their skills?
"An'd' yer idea was woot again? Yell until we die? Or toss yer bony butt loike teh wee sack o 'tatoes ya be? Oh, i know! We coul call Kronk! Surely he's not busy wit teh wee Squirrelin Scoots er cookin' yer picky butt anot'er meal t' keep ya from bein' bored." Her accent slipped, scorchingly irish as she motioned. "Aye, yer royal majesty could use a wee lesson or two in life, lad."
#missingmxstic#▒░ 𝙷𝙴𝚈. 𝙸'𝙼 𝙳𝚁𝙴𝙰𝙼𝚈! ░▒ 👑[ ic ]#▒░ 𝙽𝙾 𝙽𝙾— 𝙽𝙾 𝚃𝙰𝙻𝙺-𝚈. 𝙹𝚄𝚂𝚃 𝙳𝙾-𝚈! ░▒👑[ thread response ]#believe it or not he's actually grateful she saved his life#and she's growing on him#he's just an ass#▒░ 𝚀𝚄𝙴𝚄𝙴𝚉𝙲𝙾𝚃𝙾𝙿𝙸𝙰— 𝙾𝙷 𝚈𝙴𝙰𝙷! ░▒ 👑[ queue ]
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had an awesome reply written, formatted and ready to go and i thought i queued it, but it vanished. tumblr ate it. i'm so mad.
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IM HYPED LETS GOOOOOOO
#▒░ 𝚃𝙰𝙺𝙴 𝙰 𝙳𝙴𝙴𝙿 𝙱𝚁𝙴𝙰𝚃𝙷 & 𝚂𝙰𝚈; 𝙸 𝚁𝚄𝙻𝙴 𝙸𝚃 𝙰𝙻𝙻! ░▒ 👑[ gallery ]#▒░ 𝚀𝚄𝙴𝚄𝙴𝚉𝙲𝙾𝚃𝙾𝙿𝙸𝙰— 𝙾𝙷 𝚈𝙴𝙰𝙷! ░▒ 👑[ queue ]
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" Okay WOW.

. .but also where did you find that, I thought a servant misplaced it-- "
“I think Kuzco lost his cup.”
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i hope you guys don't hate me for not being as active on the dash as i was before. 🥺 👉 👈 i lowkey worry about that all the time, that i'm going to be forgotten.
this trip has consumed me, and i'm less than 20 days out from it now so the panic at double/triple/quadruple checking everything is in order is setting in. i hope to be waaaay more active after its finally over and done with. and while we're going.
i DO have a bunch of replies queued, and i'm gonna start the queue in the morning when i get to work regardless of the fluff i put in it to prolong it. i just want to get these replies out tbh because i've kept you guys waiting forever.
anyways; bed time. i'm gonna try to be responsible and get close to at least 7 hours tonight. maybe.
nighty night folks, pls dont hate me
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tell me why you followed my blog and tell me what made you stay.
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" Are the fans . . WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?! "
Takes a quick glance around, as if to confirm that the fans are not, in fact, in the room with them. " Of course it's necessary to make a daily appearance, Malina! Are you TRYING to make the fans RIOT? They need me! The alarm clock is just one tiny, miniscule piece of the puzzle-- I've gotta remind them of how gorgeous and perfect I am in PERSON, too. Comes with the gig. "
"Are the hordes of adoring fans in the room with us right now, Kuzco? Besides, is it necessary for you to make an appearance every day? I already have your Kuzco alarm clock to do that for you. I already told you to get rid of it!"
#𝚆𝙾𝚆#smartylina#➠ 𝚂𝙷𝙸𝙿 ░ 𝚆𝙴 𝙺𝙸𝚂𝚂𝙴𝙳 𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝚈𝙾𝚄 𝚂𝙰𝙸𝙳 ░ 𝙺𝚞𝚣𝙻𝚒𝚗𝚊#▒░ 𝚈𝙸𝙺𝙴𝚂 𝚈𝙸𝙺𝙴𝚂 𝚈𝙸𝙺𝙴𝚂! ░▒ 👑[ crack rp ]#▒░ 𝙷𝙴𝚈. 𝙸'𝙼 𝙳𝚁𝙴𝙰𝙼𝚈! ░▒ 👑[ ic ]
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MALINA REALLY SAID ARE THE FANS IN THE ROOM WITH US RIGHT NOW SHBFHFJSF
-- DO YOU GUYS SEE WHAT I HAVE TO DEAL WITH?!
#▒░ 𝙳𝙾𝙽'𝚃 𝙺𝙽��𝚆 𝙳𝙾𝙽'𝚃 𝙲𝙰𝚁𝙴. 𝙷𝙾𝚆'𝚂 𝚃𝙷𝙰𝚃? ░▒ 👑[ dash comm ]#▒░ 𝚈𝙸𝙺𝙴𝚂 𝚈𝙸𝙺𝙴𝚂 𝚈𝙸𝙺𝙴𝚂! ░▒ 👑[ crack rp ]#▒░ 𝙷𝙴𝚈. 𝙸'𝙼 𝙳𝚁𝙴𝙰𝙼𝚈! ░▒ 👑[ ic ]#No for real#that made me scream#i am dying#the way she BULLIES HIM
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“ I’m not delusional, Malina! It’s called being REALISTIC.
The only delusional one here is YOU, for not recognizing how important it is for me to make an appearance to placate my hordes of adoring fans.”
GOOOOOOOOD morning, Kuzcoteers!
Everybody’s favorite Emperor here, totally not ignoring important meetings to remind you that;
KUZCO RULES!
I know, I know— your unwavering love and adoration for me knows no bounds, and I don’t have to remind you about how much you love me.
Just thought a little early morning ✨affirmation✨is in order since, y’know, it’s been a while.
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GOOOOOOOOD morning, Kuzcoteers!
Everybody’s favorite Emperor here, totally not ignoring important meetings to remind you that;
KUZCO RULES!
I know, I know— your unwavering love and adoration for me knows no bounds, and I don’t have to remind you about how much you love me.
Just thought a little early morning ✨affirmation✨is in order since, y’know, it’s been a while.
#▒░ 𝙷𝙴𝚈. 𝙸'𝙼 𝙳𝚁𝙴𝙰𝙼𝚈! ░▒ 👑[ ic ]#▒░ 𝙳𝙾𝙽'𝚃 𝙺𝙽𝙾𝚆 𝙳𝙾𝙽'𝚃 𝙲𝙰𝚁𝙴. 𝙷𝙾𝚆'𝚂 𝚃𝙷𝙰𝚃? ░▒ 👑[ dash comm ]#▒░ 𝙱𝙾𝙾𝙼 𝙱𝙰𝙱𝚈! ░▒ 👑 [ good morning! ]
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omg the late night typos, i swear to god i can actually english sdhfbdsf
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Opens his mouth, like he's going to ask a question-- then closes it just as fast.
" Right, 'cause THAT doesn't sound like the worst thing I've ever heard. Nope.
. . . Are you TRYING to destroy your skin? Or do those pores just come naturally. "
"―cooking oil." no, he's not going to elaborate.
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POP QUIZ, because I'm bored and I don't wanna go to bed yet:
WHAT'S THE WEIRDEST THING YOU'VE EVER TAKEN A BATH IN?
AAAAAAAANNNDD GO-- !
#▒░ 𝙳𝙾𝙽'𝚃 𝙺𝙽𝙾𝚆 𝙳𝙾𝙽'𝚃 𝙲𝙰𝚁𝙴. 𝙷𝙾𝚆'𝚂 𝚃𝙷𝙰𝚃? ░▒ 👑[ dash comm ]#▒░ 𝚈𝙸𝙺𝙴𝚂 𝚈𝙸𝙺𝙴𝚂 𝚈𝙸𝙺𝙴𝚂! ░▒ 👑[ crack rp ]#▒░ 𝙷𝙴𝚈. 𝙸'𝙼 𝙳𝚁𝙴𝙰𝙼𝚈! ░▒ 👑[ ic ]#▒░ 𝚂𝙾𝙾𝙾 𝚆𝙷𝙾'𝚂 𝙸𝙽 𝙼𝚈 𝙲𝙷𝙰𝙸𝚁? ░▒ 👑 [ open starter ]
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No one:
Absolutely no one:
Kuzco: " I love a good midnight snack. ~ "
*staring at himself in the mirror*
#▒░ 𝙳𝙾𝙽'𝚃 𝙺𝙽𝙾𝚆 𝙳𝙾𝙽'𝚃 𝙲𝙰𝚁𝙴. 𝙷𝙾𝚆'𝚂 𝚃𝙷𝙰𝚃? ░▒ 👑[ dash comm ]#▒░ 𝚈𝙸𝙺𝙴𝚂 𝚈𝙸𝙺𝙴𝚂 𝚈𝙸𝙺𝙴𝚂! ░▒ 👑[ crack rp ]#▒░ 𝙷𝙴𝚈. 𝙸'𝙼 𝙳𝚁𝙴𝙰𝙼𝚈! ░▒ 👑[ ic ]
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Throughout the explanation, Kuzco just kind of stares at her, keeping his expression carefully blank. He's listening, but he's also letting his mind wander to more aimless thoughts, like wondering why she's so nervous, what he's having for dinner tonight, and how cute she is when she rambles. He waits for her to finish speaking before finally . . .
-- bursting into laughter. " So the WHOLE thing was a big joke on Zuko?! And you didn't think to include ME? That's great! " Kuzco's only wish was that he was here to see it first hand. Heh.
● — || ❝ What ? Oh ! Right . . Sorry . That . . . It wasn’t serious . Well it sort of was , but not actually . It started with Mai saying that her baby brother was Zuko’s son , and then that babies float if you throw them in the ocean . I - . . . Kind of said that babies floating is how we decide what Tribe we belong to , but obviously that’s not true . I also told Zuko you can tell how old a baby is by counting the spirals of hair on its head like how you tell the ages of trees , and that his head was shiny like a pebble and that’s how he attracted Mai . ❞ She laughed nervously as she rubbed the back of her neck , ❝ But , none of it’s true . It’s just. . . Sometimes [ [ really ] ] easy to poke fun at Zuko . I didn’t mean any harm by it , but I can’t speak for Mai . ❞
#droplct#▒░ 𝚈𝙸𝙺𝙴𝚂 𝚈𝙸𝙺𝙴𝚂 𝚈𝙸𝙺𝙴𝚂! ░▒ 👑[ crack rp ]#▒░ 𝙷𝙴𝚈. 𝙸'𝙼 𝙳𝚁𝙴𝙰𝙼𝚈! ░▒ 👑[ ic ]#▒░ 𝙳𝙾𝙽'𝚃 𝙺𝙽𝙾𝚆 𝙳𝙾𝙽'𝚃 𝙲𝙰𝚁𝙴. 𝙷𝙾𝚆'𝚂 𝚃𝙷𝙰𝚃? ░▒ 👑[ dash comm ]
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