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@vintersang asked: I can see Liepard, Persian, and Weavile being perfect for Kuzco!

Ooh, interesting! On the best, BADDEST Pokemon for this BAD BOY Emperor.

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If Kuzco had to choose a Pokemon . . . . -- which Pokemon would be perfect for him?

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Random headcanon;

Kuzco LOVES shrimp. Shrimp cocktails, cooked shrimp, any kind of shrimp— he’s all for it.

BUT he is super particular about making sure they are CLEANED WELL.

He’s fired chefs before for finding one shrimp not cleaned well enough, even if they’ve been working for him for years.

Kuzco will make a servant check each shrimp in a dish, and then check himself with each one to make sure it’s cleaned, even if he’s just snacking on them by the pool.

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“ Ooh, a waterfall? That DOES sound nice!

— and you didn’t invite your favorite emperor?! ”

Don’t get him wrong, he doesn’t even need an invite he’s already got a towel in one hand, a fancy drink in the other and is ready to go.

Best part about living in the jungle?

Constant tanning opportunities. Gotta keep up the golden, PERFECT GLOW.~

Morning, peasants.

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Best part about living in the jungle?

Constant tanning opportunities. Gotta keep up the golden, PERFECT GLOW.~

Morning, peasants.

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EARLY MORNING HEADCANON;

When it’s this hot out, Kuzco wears as little as possible. His robes are already designed to be breezy and lightweight to withstand the hot Peruvian jungle, but if it’s THIS hot?

He’s going full commando, and around the palace when he doesn’t have anything to do besides sign a few scrolls, laws, whatever?

— he’s not wearing ANYTHING.

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okay real talk, today has been wild.

i got a reply WORKED on and all of the ones i had queued went out. I still have a ton in my drafts.

i'm gonna try to knock a few out now, but i'm getting tired and will probably pass out. good news? tomorrow is my FRIDAY.

YAAAAAY.

I'm gonna write my ass off and get everything out, finally. so i can open up my inbox again for new prompts/things for my new followers i haven't interacted with!

because i'm sooooo soooooo looking forward to writing with all of my new friends, i swear <3 not that i dont love all of you awesome folks who keep filling my inbox with things-- but i wanna branch out! kuzco and columbo, kuzco and dean etc etc. gimme all the storylines

but for now, i sleep.

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“ Harps, bells, whistles, a singing angelic choir— yeah, those ARE all the hints, big guy. But hey, who can blame you for being distracted by my blinding beauty and grace? ” Kuzco quips, enjoying the banter nearly as much as the company itself. Kronk never fails to light up a room on his own, there's something about his golden retreiver energy that effortlessly puts everyone around him at ease. It's no wonder everyone was crazy about him at school, and now apparently-- he's going to get him all to himself.

Well, mostly all to himself. As his advisor he'll have to share him a little. The more he considered the idea, however-- the more he warms up to it. " Woah, woah, woah-- you're making me hungry. Tell me this whole fancy dinner-dealio is going to happen tonight, because I just so happen to not have any dinner plans. " Besides the five course dinner his personal chef had been planning for him, but that can always be rescheduled.

" Dessert, let's see . . . OOH! I know! What about coconut-mango panna cotta? " Kuzco's excited grin slips into something a little softer as he watches Kronk, noting the appraising gaze and basking in the attention. He's always loved attention; and with how positive Kronk is, he has a feeling he'll be getting quite a lot of it from now on. " The sooner the better. You know better than to keep the Emperor waiting, don't you? " He teases.

Kronk chuckles, a deep rumble in his chest as he watches Kuzco’s theatrical display unfold like a full-blown stage performance. Honestly, the guy could probably get a standing ovation just for stretching. Kronk folds his arms across his broad chest and leans slightly to the side, letting himself take in the moment—the dramatic arch of Kuzco’s back, the exaggerated sigh, that glint of mischief in his eye. Yeah. He’s definitely feeling something more than friendship right now. And the best part? Looks like Kuzco might be feeling it too.

“You know, I kinda figured you’d say something like that.” Kronk says, eyes narrowing playfully. “The great Kuzco curse, huh? Shoulda seen the warning signs when I started hearing harps whenever you walked into a room.”

There’s a glimmer in Kronk's eyes—fond, teasing, a little shy—but it’s all genuine. He gestures vaguely toward the air around them. “But if I am cursed, then it’s not so bad. I mean, I get the sparkling company, the fashion tips…” He winks. “...and now, apparently, a dinner date.”

With a thoughtful hum, Kronk pretends to mull it over, tapping his chin. “Let’s see. For starters? I’m thinking roasted quinoa with spiced mango glaze. Maybe a little avocado mousse on the side?” Then, after a pause, his voice softens. “You pick dessert though. Something sweet.”

He grins again, stepping back just enough to glance at Kuzco from head to toe like he’s mentally sketching an entirely new menu just for him. “Sooo... when should I set the table, Your Majesty?”

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Magic Anons cause I miss 'em

No time conditions added for flexibility with RP styles. Make some crack, do some full threads, keep it contained to asks, whatever your heart desires. Feel free to add specifics to any M!A or leave the details for the receiver to decide! If something already applies to a muse, the M!A can make the opposite occur instead.

Physically Transform the Muse!

Thumbelina: Muse shrinks in size

Maximize: Muse increases in size

So... fluffy?: Muse turns into an animal

Mechanize: Organic muses become machines or vice versa

Fangs: Muse turns into a monster from folklore, pop culture, etc

Wait a sec: Muse is stuck looking like a different character

Afterlife: Character turns into a ghost or other undead entity

Not an anime: Character gets animal traits (cat ears, dog tail, wings, etc), but otherwise maintains their normal appearance

Scenario Makers!

Mortality: Muse becomes mortal or immortal (whichever is opposite for them)

Powerless: Muse loses one, several, or ALL of their major abilities/skills/etc

That's new: Muse temporarily gains a new power/ability/trait

Senses: Muse loses a major sense or gains one they don't normally have

Wrong Edition: Muses powers are now the opposite (fire = water, etc)

Trade me: Asker and receiver swap something (powers, appearance, etc)

(Un)mute: Muse can't speak (or can, if they normally can't)

Rewind: Muse reverts to a past version of themselves

Fast Forward: Muse becomes a potential future version of themselves

Sneak Peak: Muse witnesses a snippet of a future event without context (get creative with the method)

Another life: Muse swaps places with an AU version of themselves

Mirror: Muse's usual personality shifts (friendly muses are aggressive, shy characters are outgoing, etc)

Under the weather: Something is wrong with the muse and they can't seem to recover (a cold? something more sinister?)

Jinxed: Muse is suffering from a string of bad luck or misfortune

Two Truths and a Lie: Muse can only lie or only tell the truth (whichever sounds more fun <3)

Amnesia: Muse has lost some or all of their memory

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@hellsmayflower asked: it's honestly nothing. i can deal with it myself. ( PROMPTS FOR PATCHING UP WOUNDS ) - accepting!

" Yeah, gonna go out on a limb here and say that you're NOT gonna be able to just tough that one out. " Kuzco replies, deadpan as he stares at the huge, gaping wound on her foot.

It looks incredibly painful, and even he knows that if he had something half that size, there would be NO consoling him.

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i would never be able to live alone cos who would kill the spiders 

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What a perfect day to work on your flawless tan.

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@mostpeculiarmademoiselleetmsieur asked: “i didn't even realize i was bleeding.” ( PROMPTS FOR PATCHING UP WOUNDS ) - accepting!

Blood trails the length of her arm from her shoulder, staining her tunic an even darker crimson, and Kuzco can't help but grimace at the sight and take a pointed step back and away from her. " Yeah, well . . . you are, and you're dripping everywhere. Kinda hard to believe you didn't notice it until it started to leave a blood-crumb trail, but what do I know? I'm not the super brain-y brained scribe. I'm just the EMPEROR. " The very thought of the blood somehow getting on him makes him shudder, and it's clear he's not going to be any help in a situation like this.

Scanning their lush surroundings confirms his suspicions; they're the only ones out here, miles from the nearest village and deep enough into the jungle that he isn't entirely sure which of his many Emperor bunkers is close enough for them to find before sunset. " It's a shame you had to insist on trying to follow the jungle trail instead of the super cool shortcut scenic route like I wanted. We could've been back by now, but noooooo. You just HAD to go and try to one up me. " He snorts, turning back to face her and wincing again when he notices her arm. " You should probably put something on that. It looks bad gross. "

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hey look its kuzco and malina-

kulacottontailfarm

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@boykisses-bloodstains asked: "I want you too badly." ✝⦃ from Ayato ⦄✝ ( ›       TENSION   LINER   PROMPTS ) - accepting!

The Emperor pushes his sunglasses into his hair with a push of his finger, slowly revealing the dark, predatory gaze that he uses to scan the other male from head to toe with, in a heated once over. Kuzco is well aware of what a stunning specimen he makes; as the epitome of human perfection, according to his lineage, he sort of has to be. It never fails to amuse him however, how creative his fans tend to get when it comes to flattering him.

He also never fails to eat it up, and on occasion, allow them the honor of proving their dedication to him with a little . . . worship. " I know you do-- can't exactly blame you, I mean . . . look at me. " Kuzco pushes himself into a sitting position on his chaise lounge, gesturing with a casual hand at his lithe, but striking (at least in his eyes) frame; shirtless, sunkissed skin on full display and glistening with sweat, and with only a small pair of swim trunks covering his modesty. " The real question is. . . HOW badly? What makes you think you're worthy of worshipping me? "

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Chicha x Birdwell

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GOOOOOOOD MORNING, KUZCOTEERS!

How's everyone doing on such a BEAUTIFUL, KUZCORIFIC morning?

ME? Why, I'm SO glad you asked!

I'm fantastic, as always. Slept great, woke up to my Royal Chirping birdies, had breakfast in bed because I didn't feel like walking to the dining hall.

Yep, can't complain too much when your life is this fabulous. -- Except for . . . you know, the meetings.

eugh.