boricuamermaid

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Do you kids know how hard it is to hyper fixate on shit as a goddamn adult?? Sorry boss I know you need those files done but I’m too busy giggling like a goddamn school girl over a fictional man

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“you’re so quiet” bro it's literally so loud in my brain.

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Sputnik Sweetheart, Haruki Murakami

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hello friends I am throwing my name into the hat of “people that need to crowdfund expenses because capitalism is a prison”

it’s not a dire emergency YET but I expect it will be soon since I have to also pay for school and applications to grad school and then bills. other than that I got into a car accident (it wasn’t my fault but the repair shop won’t fix it) so my most pressing need is funds to get a new car so I can continue getting to work. I wasn’t injured and I’m so grateful but my car looks like this,

which is awful,

so if you have any money to spare please consider sending me some? I would really really appreciate the help.

my cashapp is $legsonline and my venmo is... also legsonline, and if Paypal is easier for you, you can DM me and I’d be willing to send you the email!! for last name purposes I won’t just put it in this post.

also, if you’d rather trade money for something tangible I do make art and could make and send you something once my classes are over in May, but just for transparency it wouldn’t be any time before then.

anyway thank you in advance if you spread this or send money! again I’d really appreciate it.

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no language should be mocked other than french

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my vibes arent off i am cursed theres a difference

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whew ok, time to work! ..okay. okay. let’s get started. …,,okeyy ah lets do this. yep…. okay. yes sir lets do this. let’s get started….just gonna start now yep. ,,okay. okay. okayy. ok. …ok..okey…..alright ok.. right hhh

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me emailing my college professors: hi bestie! i can't do this today

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"invest in your future" "build your career" "make professional connections" "grind" 🤢

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after a long week of sküle, george glass kicks back with a tropical smüthie from dennys

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math people scare me. math people will be like "math works in mysterious ways TO YOU. i get it though." and they do and it's fucking terrifying.

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anyone who was an ugly girl in middle school has incredible social perception now. like no other life experience trains you to spot fake niceness like that

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Artist:  fcnjt_art

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