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sounds about right

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Spaghetti Western fans when a guy walks through a muddy desert and someone sings a song about him by screaming his name

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look at my heist crew dude… i’m going to jail

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30-Song Guess Your Age Quiz

Fwiw, they thought I was MANY years younger than I am. Just made me feel good all over. 😊

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Why did I dream about Ernest Shackleton? Is bestie trying to tell me something

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In case you are having a bad day,

Have a compilation of Cookie Monster doing the :D

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reservoir dogs study. uhhhhh happy pride month

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Ofc her mirrror is nasty

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cheers to you, loretta <3

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Memories of Murder (dir. Bong Joon-Ho) x Time (Pink Floyd)

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Me when I cut onions

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Jean lost his shirt buttons from wrestling with Harry minutes before this photo was taken

probably singing a song that keeps getting played on Sad FM idk what do you think??

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I may not be bleeding out on a warehouse floor after a botched heist but i think i, too, could benefit from a dilf holding me while caressing my face and telling me everythings gonna be okay

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Hi im bored

White: can name most european countries but often forgets some smaller ones, admits to it and laughs about it though

Orange: can only name big/well known countries, tries to name smaller ones too but accidentally brings up asian countries close to the european border (like Armenia, Georgia)

Eddie: names "England and Germany" and then starts yelling insults at you for asking him such stupid useless questions

Blue: can only name the big countries and Yugoslavia because he commited war crimes there (don't question it, he did)

Joe: can also only name big ones, will start to digress and tell you about his time in world war 2

Pink: can name every single one and give you a overview of every country's most important events, people, inventions etc. If he does forget one or more countries he will get mad at himself and be grumpy until he remembers them.

Blonde: names 3 or 4 big countries, then smiles at you like a psychopath and gaslights you into thinking there are only these 3 or 4 countries in Europe

Brown: "Oh you're from Europe? I learned to speak some European in school. Say something in European. What do you mean Europe isn't a country? Of course it is, you should know, you're from there. Uhhh it's not a continent. The only continents are America and Himalaya. "

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these are so stupid and cringe but damn if they arent crazy fun to make