bothhandshurt
bothhandshurt
1K posts
ball of anxiety ~ fiber crafter ~ bodies are weird and neat
Last active 3 hours ago
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
bothhandshurt · 2 hours ago
Text
You didn't pre-order that figure that had a pre order window of 2 weeks 6 years ago and how it's $700 on ebay
27K notes · View notes
bothhandshurt · 3 hours ago
Text
what if. assad zaman played jonathan sims
42 notes · View notes
bothhandshurt · 3 hours ago
Text
everyone’s talking a big game about the importance of occasionally being bored until ao3’s down
58 notes · View notes
bothhandshurt · 5 hours ago
Text
my lace along dragon is having a good time in the night sky 🐉
Tumblr media
[more on the lace coven and lace along here]
18 notes · View notes
bothhandshurt · 5 hours ago
Text
Tumblr media
they should've sacrificed him instead of mikey
78 notes · View notes
bothhandshurt · 5 hours ago
Text
maybe i like my tech a little bit inconvenient
19K notes · View notes
bothhandshurt · 5 hours ago
Text
Tumblr media
4K notes · View notes
bothhandshurt · 9 hours ago
Text
i think people w acid reflux should be able to store it up so they can unleash it all at once in a devastating corrosive spit attack
3K notes · View notes
bothhandshurt · 1 day ago
Text
Tumblr media
his ass was so excited to get a turn
2K notes · View notes
bothhandshurt · 1 day ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
Our first lace along in the lace coven discord is live! The tatters chose this adorable free dragon pattern to work through.
It's been so fun to see everyone's choices on thread colors and sizes.
386 notes · View notes
bothhandshurt · 1 day ago
Text
The cure to anxiety is completing all the tasks you have to finish for the day early and doing them phenomenally and being physically perfect and on everyone’s good side preferably even their favorite.
64K notes · View notes
bothhandshurt · 1 day ago
Text
Do you want to be politically pure in theory or help your neighbor. Is it fruitless to help your neighbor because there's no Perfect Pure way to do it ?
3K notes · View notes
bothhandshurt · 2 days ago
Text
we need to invent a spray tan-style treatment but instead of spraying you with tanning stuff it sprays you with heavy duty spf. and it lasts a few weeks so that way you can just get your spf spray a few times a summer instead of having to spend 10 minutes every day getting sticky and oily and making sure the sunscreen is all rubbed in. how do i get on shark tank
15K notes · View notes
bothhandshurt · 2 days ago
Text
When my uncle finally divorced his abusive wife and became a bachelor again he was like 55 and already used to wearing dad attire. Anyway so that year at the big family camping trip my aunts were trying so hard to hook him up with their friends but he kept wearing this sweater with a kitten in s hammock that said “beach bum” on it. And every time they saw it they’d say “Wear a nicer sweatshirt Stan!” And he would just earnestly reply “This IS a very nice sweater!”
Anyway my aunts were full of shit that sweater kicked ass
148K notes · View notes
bothhandshurt · 2 days ago
Text
granting Anna the 10 points was absolute "my youngest brother took over as the bank in monopoly" behavior
150 notes · View notes
bothhandshurt · 2 days ago
Text
Sam was wearing that velcro vest the entire time PRAYING someone would do exactly what jeremy did and im so happy for him. Game show host enrichment
261 notes · View notes
bothhandshurt · 2 days ago
Text
Rulette is honestly one of, if not the best episode of Game Changer and that is actually saying something because there are so many amazing episodes of Game Changer
84 notes · View notes