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I ❤️ the Burns family so much

Shoutout to my gf for the Graham comic idea

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Come on. Did you really think I was gonna miss this opportunity?

my friend teased me so i drew dani in bikini💥

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Nuh-uh, she's mine!

My wife.

Shes my wife tyler doesnt exist im her wife

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Looking down and looking good.

looking down

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Mrs. Neederlander: (kicks door open) WHERE'S THE BATHROOM?!

Charlie: Did you just break our door in?

Mrs. Neederlander: I rang the doorbell, I waited 25 seconds, nobody came, what was I supposed to do?!

Dani: Maybe ring the bell again?

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Couldn't agree more.

Cutie lady

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Dani Burns Kissing Headcanons

🚁Doesn’t kiss on the first date, but if it goes really well, she may kiss you on the cheek. Leave them wanting more~

🚁Dani’s not a prude by any means, but she’s certainly not easy either. She’ll tease you. She’s going to make you work for it.

🚁It may even become somewhat of a flirty game between you two. C’mon, earn it.

🚁Dani likes to be in control, but she also likes to be spoiled. Kiss her on the cheek or temple offhandedly and she’s likely to stumble over her words.

🚁Kiss the back of her hand and she may tease you bashfully for it in the moment, but when she’s with her friends or family, she’ll be gushing over it!

🚁She’ll wait for you to make the first move in kissing her on the lips, but don’t take too long, or she may just grab the front of your shirt and kiss you herself!

🚁Dani kisses somewhat sensually, in that she molds into her partner very easily. She’s gentle but firm all at once.

🚁Dani’s kisses feel secure. You’re hers, she’s yours, all is right with the world.

🚁While cheek/temple kisses may come from her spontaneously, lip kisses are saved for more private moments, at least until you’ve been dating for a good long time. (She can only handle so much teasing from her brothers, she’s gonna threaten to sock Kade in the jaw if he keeps making kissy noises)

🚁Dani will fight you for dominance when frenching. It depends on the day if she’ll let you win or not. She may be a strong independent woman, but some coddling is nice.

🚁Pick her up while kissing and spin around, she’ll be laughing into it.

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First Incorrect Quote of 2024

Charlie: Okay, Kade, I just want you to calmly explain to me... why you are MARRIED TO THAT YUDONIAN GIRL!

Kade: Well, Dani arranged this whole friendship ceremony, but it turned out to be a marriage ceremony.

Charlie: DANI?! YOU DID THIS?!

Dani: WHAT?! But KADE'S the one who said "Enay Kuda-sai M'Joonga Oon-ta-yah" when the sun was in the house of KARFLOG!

Charlie: What?

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If Kade and Dani switched answers, they wouldn't even need costumes. Yes, this is another "Dani is so goddamn hot" post.

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Dating Dani Burns Headcanons

🚁Dani is a headstrong independent woman. Can’t handle that? Go home! If your courting Dani, know she is not secondary, but your equal. She won’t settle for less!

🚁While Dani may be easily riled up, her fiery temper and determination to stand up for what is right is rather admirable.

🚁You can expect a week of slight protective tendencies from Kade and Charlie when you first meet the Burns’, but then everything goes to normal. Dani can certainly handle herself, but that isn’t going to stop her family from being a little cautious until they get to know you a bit. She is the only daughter after all.

🚁As a result from growing up with only brothers, she doesn’t want to be seen as soft. PDA is fine as long as her siblings aren’t around.

🚁Outdoorsy dates are common: Picnics, hikes, flights…

🚁Other dates include watching races together. It becomes a ritual for you two to gather armfuls of snacks and drinks to bring to the couch to watch races.

🚁Imagine trying to distract Dani when she’s trying to watch the race. Throwing popcorn up in the air and trying to catch it in your mouth, putting on a voice and making fun of the announcers, putting the straws of both your drink and hers in your mouth like walrus tusks..

🚁At first she’s annoyed but she breaks down easily and soon you’re both in a fit of laughs.

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My thoughts:

Kade: August 18

Graham: October 7

Dani: December 3

Cody: November 3.

Birthdays

Kade: August 13

Dani: April 23

Graham: November 4

Cody: September 19

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Or you could just stay away from Dani. Get it? Because I think she's hot? I'll see myself out.

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Kade: I'd like to buy a vowel. Graham: I bid $1,500. Dani: Is that your final answer? Cody, trembling: What are we playing?

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Damn. Dani, unsurprisingly, looks smokin' hot with muscles!

Dani test drawing.

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I disagree. I'd say Dani would be more of a dog person.

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And now, script lines from a lost episode of Rescue Bots titled “Sweet Home Griffin Rock.”

Kade: Why are your tongues purple? Dani: We had slushies. I had a blue one. Cody: I had a red one. Kade: oh Kade: Kade: OH Graham: Graham: You drank each other's slushies?

(Next scene)

Graham: Truth or dare? Dani: Dare Graham: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room Dani: Hey Cody Cody, blushing: Yeah? Dani: Could you move? I’m trying to get to Kade