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I am Naomi, God of the Sea and the Moon is my home

I am Arran, god of the most important thing

EDIT: if y'all don’t wanna use your name use your username

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herpetological guide

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im a big fan of how entering "homo" into BLAST's organism-specific search field will show you every way a scientist has ever typo'd homo sapiens

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went to the dentist today, they told me im gonna die in 3 hours

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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

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Hey why did you shove that microphone in your mouth enough to gag that one time in front of all those people, did you think it would go farther in?

Woah mama don't question the King baby

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huge shout out to this little kid for writing my favorite poem

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I think one of the best and unintentionally funniest worldbuilding aspects in Star Wars is the reasoning of why did Bail and Breha adopt Leia instead of having their own children. Leia is first established as the princess of Alderaan before she is written to be Luke's sister. So now we need to figure out how she got to Alderaan. She was adopted because she needed to be hidden and separated from her brother. Bail was placed there to be one of the only people who knew so there would be a reason why it was them who got her. They specifically wanted a daughter. Why? Because Alderaan is a matriarchal society, so they needed a princess. Why didn't the Queen and her husband have biological children? Because they can't. Why? Because the Queen can't have kids. Why? Because she got injured as a teenager and got her internal organs replaced and her body can't handle a pregnancy. How did she get injured so badly? She fell off of a mountain. How did that happen? She was climbing it. Why was the future Queen climbing a mountain in the first place? Because she needed to go through three challenges in order to inherit the throne and one of them required her to go through something physically impressive. Why? Because before that they just held a Battle Royale for all the heirs and the one left alive got the throne and they at some point figured out that maybe they shouldn't be doing that, actually. Oh, okay.

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There’s always something on Reddit

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If you mess up a social interaction you can say "Failed Experiment" and move on

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I think my dark undereye circles are adding to the aesthetic actually.

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asking "hey is it fine if I smoke in here" and before you're able to answer I've already set up a full rack of salmon over a fire in your living room

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my friend @bottlecapjo and I drew this for an assignment and our teacher loved it

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Dentists hate this one simple trick!

Ripping your teeth out

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girl shocked to discover that inaction can have consequences too

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yes she killed those people but shes also my wife so i dont really care