#give me your teeth

[letmelickyoureyeballs]

sad i wasnt able to keep my wisdom teeth after getting them out, granted they didnt come out whole but in pieces, but still. i want them in a little wooden box to play with and remember. ill take someone else’s wisdom teeth though, would love some canines too

[quietsphere]

HOLLERING

[bobby-bones-the-skeleton]

BONE FUN FACT OF THE DAY :DD

YOUR TEETH ARE STRONGER THAN THE OTHER BONES IN YOUR BODY!!

THATS WHY THEY'RE PERFECT FOR THE SKELETON WAR!!! STRONG AND YOU CAN SHARPEN THEM :00

pls give me your teeth

[holywhorror]

Ethically sourced human teeth? Or did you pick them yourself?

wouldn't you like to know? >;3

they were originally from a guy that does forensic dentistry so i'd like to say ethically sourced. you could send me your teeth if you want :3

[kat-kalamity]

gorgeous gorgeous creatures love teeth

[horror-flixx]

welcome to the month of the girls and the gays you now owe me your teeth as I am a gay /j

[meidui]

Steve Rogers in Avengers: Endgame (2019)

[charlietheepicwriter7]

Some Business Bozo puts a hit out on Vlad. It's one of Vlad's earliest victims, back before he knew how to properly cover his tracks but there were so few metas no one knew exactly what the hell happened. BB had his entire fortune and company stolen and has spent the rest of his life building up enough fortune to hire the best assassin to murder this bastard.

Enter Slade Wilson.

Slade has recently accepted the job to kill Vlad Masters. During preliminary research, Slade discovers Daniel Masters, formerly Fenton, the godchild Vlad adopted after his family died in an accident. The godchild who despises Masters for murdering his friends and family. The godchild who is willing to sell Masters out in a heartbeat if it means being free.

The Terminator and the Ghost Boy strike a deal. Slade even grows fond of the little maniac.

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

why is lettuce so fucking Good

[fosmashorpass]

Red Guy from Don't Hug Me I'm Scared

[sophiethewitch1]

Gaz is obviously really nice and sweet and lovely but he also does give me the vibe of someone who like, if you were with a group of people jumping off somewhere high into water and you were scared and hesitating he'd absolutely delight in shoving you in. Like you come up later yelling at him and he goes 'i was just trying to help you!!! I'm sorry :(!!!' but he's not. He will take more opportunities to scare the shit out of you just to hear you squeal. The sooner you catch on the sooner you can put a stop to it because he doesn't want you to think he's mean or anything... He's not, but he's just the slightest bit of a sadist.

[lesbiciousbeginnings]

I Love glaring at men when they look at the women I’m with. One of life’s many small pleasures.

[blimbo-buddy]

Girl who says "Brah"

[s0fter-sin]

i need a fic of soap bringing ghost home to his family for the holidays. his family’s always disapproved of everything; being queer, being in the military, being with ghost and it’s all over not a great time but they’re trying to pretend for the sake of the holiday. they get into it after dinner one night though and for once soap isn’t backing down, not when it’s ghost they’re attacking, when the power suddenly goes out. soap moves just in time for a shot to come through the window and he orders his family to get down

graves and what’s left of shadow company followed them to glasgow; it’s the first time they’ve been away from the 141 and they think it’ll be their best chance to take them out. johnny and simon are left behind as they become soap and ghost and soap’s childhood home becomes a battleground, his hysterical family who still think he can’t be that good of a soldier now civilians that he has to protect and get out in one piece

[roseband]

sammy once again showing why the thirst tweets were too tame for them

[itsgoblintimechulren]

don’t give your teeth to the tooth fairy :(

give them to meeeeeee🤲🤲🤲