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Bottom 5 Sports That Were Once In The Olympics (That, If We're Being Honest, Should Be Brought Back)

Its Olympic season bay-beeee! The one time every two years where we are able to witness the physical peaks that humanity is able to reach. How fast can human run? Swim? Shot a put? Play a sport? Jump? How fancy can they jump? How high came they jump from? How fancy can they jump from that height? Amongst so many more!  (Edit out for article: So join me here today as we look at the sports that…

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Getting To The Bottom Of It: How Much Do Trees Know?

It’s spring. It’s been ‘technically” spring for over a month now. But you might not be able to tell looking around in the city of Calgary because no tree here, has had its leaves, up until this past week. Right after several days of snowfall. This is when all of a sudden, they have ALL have their leaves. Which begs the question, do the trees know exactly when the season is going to change?  It’s…

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Getting To The Bottom Of It: Which Bear Deserved To Win This Years Fat Bear Week?

Who's the beefiest bear in the park this year?

It’s almost hibernation time! For bears that is. Unfortunately, we humans don’t get that same luxury. Which is a shame. Instead we have to “scrape off our windshields” and “wear mittens” for the next 6 months as mother nature tries to do us in once again. At least we have this fun competition take our minds off of that impending freeze! Speaking of the competition, for those unfamiliar with it,…

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Bottom 6 Golden Girls On The Golden Bachelor Going Home Without Gerry

These Golden Girls are all after the same Golden Guy, but who's walking away with nothing but Golden Memories?

Bachelor is back, but with a twist! This time its an older fella in a house with women…roughly his own age?!? What madness! Joking aside, this is actually an incredibly sweet show that right off the bat makes, you want to cry. Gerry does seem like a legitimately good guy who lost someone very important in his life and wants to finish his time on this planet whilst being in the throws of love.…

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Bottom 5 Desserts To Make To Impress Your Mother In Law Who Isn't Very Impressed With You

Need some ideas about what desserts NOT to make for someone who doesn't like you very much?

Who doesn’t love something that’s just a little bit sweet? Your mother in law that’s who! My word, that lady does not enjoy ANYTHING! Other than seeing you suffer as you try your best to create the best potential treat for her to enjoy. Anguish is the sweetest treat I suppose.  There’s many a dessert option out there that you could go with to make a great impression. You could also go the…

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Getting To The Bottom Of It: Is R.E.M’s Man On The Moon About Not Believing In The Moon Landing?

R.E.M. The Moon Landing. And a third thing?!?

Short answer, no. Thanks for reading!  The longer answer, no but also its not NOT about that. If you listen to nothing but the chorus, as I did one day, it really sounds like this song is about being skeptical that people landed on the moon. Instead, its actually a reference to a different conspiracy. Andy Kaufman faking his own death. How are those two things connected? Well, let’s get to the…

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Bottom 10 Jetpack/Wordpress Prompts (Vol. 4)

What do you like writing about? Have you tried writing about that? And more prompts equally as good!

It’s been a minute since we roasted some Jetpack prompts which means there’s just so, so, soooooo many to choose from now! They just keep giving! Doing some good work here providing a hosting service for writers to publish their works AND giving suggestions on what to write about that are just so incredibly bad that people can have a multi-part series about how terrible they are. Chef kiss. No…

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Bottom 2(.1 x 500/20) Ways of Numbering A List

How would you list a list if you had free reign?

Making lists is sooooo hard! Even more difficult is deciding how to number them. Do you go descending? Ascending? Should there be a number sign in front of the number? Theres too many options!  Luckily, most of these methods do convey the intended message of being a point on a list and can be understood as such. But what if these bullet points were instead accented with something that still…

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One Mans Trash Is Another Man’s Treasure And This Is The Bottom 5 Ways To Utilize That Loot

Can you believe they threw THAT out?!?

Say, hypothetically, you’re at work one day and all of a sudden a clean, and I can not stress this enough, clean, toilet shows up. No, for dramatic effect let’s say that TWO of them show up. Quite the modern miracle no? Here, close your eyes. Try and imagine that scenario. Instantly, you probably have some ideas going through your head at this moment. After all, toilets are expensive. As much as…

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Getting To The Bottom Of It: What Can Our Local Crawdaddy Teach Us About Photosynthesis? (An Interview)

Let's learn about the bayou so nothing gets by-YOU about this marshy topic!

Photosynthesis. The act of taking the sun and turning it into energy. Derived from the Greek words for “phos” meaning light and “synthesis” meaning “put together.” So wise. Do you know who else has great wisdom? Your local crawdaddies, that’s who. These daddies put in so much work everyday to ensure the population of Louisiana, and beyond, get their fill of shellfish every. Gosh. Darn. Day! It is…

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Bottom 5 Football Teams Winning The Big One This Year (2023)

Who will win it all, or more importantly, NOT win it all?

Week one of football season is wrapped up! So you know what that means, time to over react and pick some teams as being done for the year! AKA washed up! AKA taking the first train to loser town! AKA down for the proverbial count! This is the second annual list of this sort and let me tell you, nailed it the first year! I mean, I could not have been more correct! None of those teams did anything…

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Bottom 5 Ways To Apologize

Did you make an oopsie? Well don't do any of these things if you don't want it evolving into a whoopsie!

“It’s too late to apologize” -One Direction But is it though? This classic line from this classic poet collective says the time to own up to your mistakes has passed. I say, it’s just now time for a more elaborate apology. Aggrieved wounds only grow and fester and become more and more infected. So it’s important to deal with them early on, and deal with them in sincerity. You wouldn’t passive…

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Bottom 5 Animals To Have On Your Basketball Team (1 Year Revisit!)

Hard to believe that just one year ago people were describing this site as "difficult to understand the URL" and "extremely SEO unfriendly" or saying things like "It's called what now?" And here we are, still going!

Just over a month ago the WordPress billing department kindly let me know that I have owned this domain name and website for a year. However! It wasn’t until one year ago TODAY that I actually published this website and let people know of its existence. Unfortunately, i grossly over estimated how willing people would be to go to a second page of this brand new website and this article just so…

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Bottom 5 Kickers To Have On Your Fantasy Football Team

The NFL Season is about to KICK off tomorrow, but is your fantasy team ready?

It’s (almost) football time! The season kicks off tomorrow with the reigning Super Bowl champs The Kansas City Chiefs going up against the scrappiest team in the league The Detroit Lions. I think most people have their minds made up about which direction this going to go but hey, the Chiefs have somewhat of a chance here! Their kneecaps, not so much. With the real season about to be underway,…

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Bottom 5 Labours Hercules Could Have Had To Perform That Might Of Made Him Think Twice About Agreeing To This

We all know how easy the 12 Labours of Hercules were. But what if they weren't so easy?

We all have to put in work. Some jobs are most physically demanding than others but labour is labour in the eyes of the free market. Most of us do it for the pay check or a sense of fulfilment. Others, do it to atone for the sins they committed whist in a state of temporary insanity induced by a goddess that caused them to do really, really bad things and now have to serve the king of Tiryns and…

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Bottom 5 Ways To Spend Your Summer

It's finally summer! Let's mkae the MOST of it by doing the LEAST of these 5 things!

It’s Summer time bay-beeee! The best season for soaking some rays, enjoying ice cold refreshing beverages of your choice, and just straight. Up. Chillaxin’! Seems easy enough to not mess up right?  Unfortunately, millions of people every year suffer from a condition called “Not Having a Good Time Bro.” Sad, I know. The causes of this syndrome are varied. Medical professionals have toiled for…

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Bottom 6 Foods To Snarf Down In Coney Island Aside From 76 Hotdogs 

If any of these were on the menu, would it be the year of Joey Chestnut or Joey Chest-Not?

It’s that time of the year once again! The day where Joey Chestnut blossoms from a Chest-nut in to a hotdog devouring Chest-TREE! That’s right, it’s the one time annually that it is socially acceptable to be a fan of competitive eating! Remember when competitive eating was popular for a full year back in the early 2000’s? No? Good. It’s for the best. Currently the record for eating hot dogs sits…