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Weed gummy should cost 50¢ and be sold out of vending machines and at corner stores

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sundays rule number 1: DON'T THINK ABOUT YOUR LIFE

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streamer & youtuber RPF: this makes sense, most streamers are a subset of comedian and acting gay with your friends as a joke is very popular with straight men, leading to a lot of fuel for the fire.

kpop RPF: prettyboys that are usually contractually obligated to avoid public relationships, which renders them very available for shipping. i can see how we got here.

men's hockey & wrestling RPF: contact sports.

beatles RPF: insert paul mccartney group jerk off session story.

formula 1 RPF: yeah im still trying to figure this one out. no clue lads. good for them though.

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I have eaten several thousand dinners throughout my life so please trust that i know what im talking about

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I’ve decided that my 20s are actually age 25 - 35

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can i matchmake you guys somehow?

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*meeeting a friend for coffee* friend: how's work been?

me: oh you know *mimes putting a gun in my mouth but i moan a little and start sucking the barrel and pushing it deeper

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i will not be having an ipad baby. i will be having a Pea baby

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happy birthdayyyyyyyy

Thank you!!

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worst fear is that i write something from the heart and it gets mocked as #tumblrprose . second worst fear is big big big big ant colony conspiring to kill me to death

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i hope no one comes out of the ominous fog and comes fucks me

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My dick is a little below average, my lore is confusingly complicated, and my kinks seem to exist on some arbitrary double standard. Who want me?

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So, fun fact about the skinned FurReal pony - I got the ID wrong, but only because Smores and Butterscotch's necks are semi-fixed in position, and I didn't think to google if the image I had of Butterscotch was mirrored.

The skinned horse IS Butterscotch, not Smores, but all of that's besides the point.

The reason I'm making this post is that y'all need to know that they skinned Butterscotch to turn her into a flamethrower