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“i’ll just get gas in the morning” no. that is the devil talking

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heres my advice to any followers i have who are young. Don't delete things when you think you've outgrown them or they're cringy. If you make youtube videos just private them don't delete them. Save your files, you can bury them in multiple sub-folders if you think they're cringe now but DON'T DELETE THEM! It doesn't feel like it now but years in the future you will look back fondly at who you were and wish you still had those things.

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He's doing very important research

( @caps-clever-girl thank you for the hilarious tags, I giggled out loud when I saw them)

(Part 1) (Part 2)

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your friend forever

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the ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ has only been actually typed once by a single person, everyone else who has ever used it has just googled “shrug emoji” and copy-pasted it

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having a cat is great. there's a small little animal wandering around. effervescent

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[ID: A digital illustration of a red octopus with its arms curled up in various positions, exposing a purplish underside. It is on a blue background. End.]

Giant Pacific octopus 🐙🐙🐙

The largest octopus species, averaging around 33lbs with an arm span up to 14ft! It grabs prey with its sucker-covered arms and bites it with a chitinous beak. Prey includes fish, crustaceans, smaller molluscs, and even small sharks - one individual by the shore was even observed catching a seagull.

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I do have faith in this website because it’s the only place left on the internet where I don’t have to hear people say very demure very mindful very cutesy over and over and over again like they’re trying to hypnotize you

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Been working in pest control for 3 months now and i can confidently say that nobody on earth seems to understand that sometimes You Will See A Bugs and that's Normal if you live literally anywhere with oxygen

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i think the key difference between george lucas’s star wars and disney’s star wars is that lucas is a man with an ideology. someone with a point of view, and all that entails. which comes with ideas of revolution, anti-imperialism, challenging the status quo, cultural appropriation and racist stereotypes. complex and contradictory ideas because that’s how artists are: complex and complicated people. disney is not. disney is a corporation. a corporation can’t have ideology, because ideology defeats the purpose of profit. and when the only thing you do is to turn on the movie manufacturing machine before you sit down and plan what ideas are you trying to convey to the audience, then your results are going to be washed out corporate garbage. and because when you’re a giant corporation who only cares about selling to the widest audience possible, you can’t take sides. you can’t decide on an idea. because you want to sell your product to people who are on the entire political spectrum. which results in movies without ideology, without purpose, without soul.

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unbothered. moisturized. happy. in their lane. focused. flourishing.

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wait wait wait hold on

bonus: tell me how you learnt chess, if you DO know how to play it. i learnt from my older sister, who was in chess club in fifth grade and forced me to play against her.

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i fucking hate being an adult with a slowly increasing number of responsibilities its like one day you wake up and youre like aw fuck when was the last time i descaled the coffee machine

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[ID: an illustration of three macaws flying upward from a patterned treetop to a sky with a stylized sun. They are a scarlet macaw at the top, a blue and gold macaw to the right, and a hybrid macaw to the left. End.]

This is the postcard for Creature Mail this month! :-)

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why does viva la vida by coldplay always go so hard. i hear those opening strings and instantly im a cynical and mournful king walking through his overthrown kingdom like oh shit I totally did used to rule the world!!! I used to roll the dice and feel the fear in my enemies’ eyes but now im literally sweeping the streets I used to own!!!! idk what it is about this song but for some reason i can’t explain

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really recommend getting a partner with a different religion than you and very little knowledge of your religion because the opportunities for explaining things to each other are just exquisite