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bowen

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at the BREAD club. straight up BAKING it. and by “it,” haha, well. let’s justr say. My pita

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:3

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Trick or treat! I bet two dollar that you're gonna gimme bread

Aha yes but it is actually evil sinister bread with guns and blood and violence inside

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bread time

ooh ahh you love bread sooo much you want to put it in your belly you want to buy my bread ooh ahh 💥💥

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Have you met Biscuit?

…Who? I’m assuming that’s someone’s pet? Unless there’s a person named Biscuit but that would be rather unusual.

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What if they weighed 50 pounds and ate 50 pounds of bread?

You would be half bread I suppose. God I wish that were me

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In theory, if I weighed 99 pounds, and I ate 1 pound of bread, would I be 1% bread?

That’s an interesting idea. Why stop at 1%?

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ooh ahh you love bread sooo much you want to put it in your belly you want to buy my bread ooh ahh 💥💥

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Excuse me, would you happen to have any… bread?

No of course not. Who do you think I am??? A baker???

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all my problems are solved by bread

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Omg! It’s an Oitty!

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bread twins commission!! 🥖 🍞 🥨🤎

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Saw the Barbie movie today! Feminism 💪💪

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BOWEN HELP MIKHAEL IS JOINING YHE MAFIA

I don’t even know what to say at this point. I think it’s out of my hands now. Bye The Maverick.

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Hey Bowen I'm making some swag ass bread. The dough's proofing rn, but would you want some once it's done?

I would love some Swag Ass bread! Please make it butt shaped.

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Propaganda

so in case you haven't seen, @ultramori is making a competition for who's the biggest fan of each character from omori. and i have decided to run for the title of the biggest THE MAVERICK fan. here is a current collection of reasons why you should choose me for such an honorable title

1: When I was originally deciding what sort of blog I should make to participate in the OFA, here was my reaction when I realized that he was an option:

Clearly, I was overjoyed by the idea of running a blog for him. Once I realized that I could make my ofa blog about him, it was an obvious choice.

Speaking of,

2: Simply the existence of @the-maverick-asian-restaurant! I made a blog all about The Maverick, as he deserves. You can check my the mav posting tag, which highlights some moments from the blog, both just reblogs and side comments

3: Look, he's telling you to vote for me

4: Who else would you vote for lol /j