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The FBI in Longlegs: Why is it that this case has been cold for 20 years and within a week of you working on it, all this new information suddenly comes to light? What's your relationship with Longlegs, how does he know your name, what are you hiding from us--

Bill Clinton:

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hysterectomy feels like it would clear up a lot of space for storage. if i get them to yank that sucker out can i put a beer fridge or maybe a ps2 in there

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yes babe you’re so bunny a certain hunger my year of rest and relaxation boy parts the pisces gone girl milk fed nightbitch the bell jar the virgin suicides earthlings pizza girl vladimir and ily for it

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saying something you know will make people laugh. And they do laugh.

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i hope everything gets easier soon. or at least funnier. amen

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me when i throw away an apple core: too bad i haven't any hogs. i could have put this in their trough.

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She should be at the club

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awhile ago a coworker and i were play arguing whether or not the mystery gang were all romantically a thing/polycule or just really good friends (yknow bored at work things) and knowing my bfs interest in scooby doo i texted him asking him to be the tie breaker and he responded “well it depends which canon youre going off of” and just instantly cold sweat knew i was out of my depth

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You’re based? Based on what?

Based on this

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we seal mike flanagan away for a year and then every october he re-emerges like a progressively more insane little show business gremlin to put a curse on my bloodline

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La Naissance de Venus by William-Adolphe Bouguereau (1879)

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Venus and Cupid by Frederic Leighton (19th Century)

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