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Update: I am currently at my new job ^w^
I might have gotten a job .w.
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I might have gotten a job .w.
#i have been a leech to society (unemployed) since i got pregnant with boydling#its part time at a quilt shop#im very excited though#just to have something to do outside the house
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Yeah I'm MILF
Man
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Finding sharks teeth on the beach

#meme#stupid memes#sharks tooth#sharks teeth#shark teeth#shark tooth#the harvest was bountiful this season
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google "i am a small baby [insert wild animal] where is mama" the AI overview is so funny
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tfw not enough tickets for the tilt-a-whirl :(((
Editing pictures, painting over them… and tossing my dog throwing a tantrum in liminal spaces 💖
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When you think your friend was referencing an obscure Internet meme ™️ so you start yelling about being at soup to them and suddenly you're just a fucking moron
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Let's make some pasta sauce together!
I'll start with this lil can of tomato paste 🥫
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I love the dumbass logic of the swimmer who felt cheated because she competed with Lia Thomas, who, in that event they were swimming, placed 5th. So if Lia wasn't there, you would have *checks notes* placed 5th. Still. Because you tied with her for 5th place.
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got in trouble after craving seafood while watching the little mermaid and finding nemo
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every moment of every day i am thinking about this tiktok
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how... how did you steal this from my mind???
I did have a dream the other night that I discovered the newest meme and it was a drawing of the most beautiful magical fluffy cat with the caption "PSORIASIS" in the impact font on it
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Watched Lilo and Stitch for the first time in a while and how did I never notice the turtle in the animal shelter


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I did have a dream the other night that I discovered the newest meme and it was a drawing of the most beautiful magical fluffy cat with the caption "PSORIASIS" in the impact font on it
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