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trials and tribulations against me:

- spanish is spoken stupidly fast

- words are blended together (ie: está allí becomes estayí)

- he's asleep as fuck so nothing he says makes sense. one time this mf made yoshi blem noises for like 3 and a half mins while giggling bc he had just played yoshi's island. one time he said "no not that one, that's for Kyle Funk"

learning spanish bc i have to move to spain: 🙂‍↔️✋

learning spanish so i understand what my extremely sleeptalkative husband is saying: 👁️👁️

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learning spanish bc i have to move to spain: 🙂‍↔️✋

learning spanish so i understand what my extremely sleeptalkative husband is saying: 👁️👁️

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cooking with trauma

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there’s something so desperately miserable about the lyric “buy me some peanuts and cracker jack / i don’t care if i never come back”

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I love my fath– I’m so big what the fuck. So naturally I chab-, challenged his murderer to a 𝒹𝓊𝑒𝓁. I failed. The six-fingered man left me alive! …but he gave me these. How old were you? Ffive years old. When I was strong enough, I dedicated my life to the study of ᶠʳᵉⁿᶜʰ… Fencing. So the next time we beet, I-I will not fall… fail. I will go up to the six-fingered man and say! 𝓗𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓸. My name is Indigo MontoyyyyyyA….?? You k- you killed my father. Prepare to die, heh.

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glimpse into my beautiful imaginary world where arthropods are really big and we domesticated them

edit: people are starting to say some "my worst nightmare" or "eeeww no that one is yucky and scary" comments on this like they do on any bug post and id like to say. it's fine if you don't like bugs it's fine if you're scared of bugs but don't put that on MY post clearly talking about how much i like them and how cute i think they are. you can make your own damn post about how much you hate wasps or spiders or whatever. i'm blocking people who make these kinds of comments.

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sleepy husband and i were talking about what animals we'd be in spongebob and i said i think id prolly be a starfish and he went "i dont think ive seen a spongebob starfish, was there one"

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Population per capita in each U.S.A. state.

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scary is cancelled we have hope tomorrow.

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and this one goes out to all the transmascs over 25

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Why the official page post this though

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[Drudged.]

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