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Mitski’s cover of The Bleacher’s “Let’s Get Married”

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I had a dream I was watching keeping up with the kardashians and Kylie had gotten cyborg legs like they had taken the legs of an AT-ST from Star Wars and put them on her lower half so she was like 11 feet tall and Kim was like “I think Kylie’s new legs are SO fun..”

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Dystopian novels be like “there’s no music but our national anthem and this forbidden rebel song” as if all of earth really let go of ABBA music

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Me on this day

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Reductress is the best site, no you can’t change my mind.

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there is no force of nature that says “come here” like the ocean

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imagine being the first amish bitch in your village to like get your body done like ass shots titties done and like beat face contoured… and then you walked into like the saloon or whatever amish people have and everyone dropped their irish fiddles and was shookedt? like everyone churning butter was just in shock and you walked across the artisanal wood floors in your wantmylook.com thigh high lace up heeled boots like your life depended on it… yes god

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this is the best news i’ve heard in ages

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TV History

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Off The Shits pride flag! For when you’re completely off the shits!

The Deep Plum stands for going absolutely hog wild at all times

The Red stands for an insatiable blood lust

The Yellowish Green stands for being a fucking menace with no critical thinking skills